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[tothebone]

Shark party to start shark week!

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[speed_of_snark]

[Nibbling.] Dun dun. Duuuun dun.

[tothebone]

Ooh. (Happy wiggling)

I want to make a shark cake. A hollow shark cake full of raspberry syrup and chocolate swimmer parts. And punch with a big ice fin floating in it.

[speed_of_snark]

That's disgusting. I shall watch you make such a cake.

[tothebone]

I could fill it with chocolate seals instead?

[speed_of_snark]

You're disturbed. It's adorable.

[Just going to sit on the counter now.]

[tothebone]

I am inspired. It's glorious.

Or I could do red velvet cupcakes, throw a little blue in the frosting, and make white chocolate shark fins. And maybe drizzle a little raspberry syrup. And we could serve sushi.

(Because JP is there, he gets a hug.)

[speed_of_snark]

That sounds very nice, actually!

[All the hugs back.]

[tothebone]

And shark shaped ice. I have molds.

[speed_of_snark]

...vraiment? Wait, of course you do.

[tothebone]

They're the same kind you use for making candy. It is no more surprising than you owning all the sports equipment there ever was.

Want to go camping this weekend? The weather will be mild.

[speed_of_snark]

Don't be silly, I don't own a baseball bat.

...in a tent?

[tothebone]

All the winter sporting equipment ever.

In....a...cabin?

[speed_of_snark]

I need it.

Oh, sure!

[tothebone]

I need my cooking stuff. It's important for forming and maintaining social connections.

But really, tents aren't bad at all. They're just...very thin-ceilinged houses. With lots of air through them, and single occupancy sleeping bags that for some reason always seem to contain two people.

[speed_of_snark]

I understand when you put it like that.

And bugs.

[tothebone]

I spend a lot of time on that, really...

And cool, open air on your skin. Wonderful.

[speed_of_snark]

Translating?

And rain if it rains.

[tothebone]

Building and maintaining connections.

I like sex in the rain.

[speed_of_snark]

Ah. Is that your role in life?

...okay, that sounds nice.

[tothebone]

So it seems. It's better than my alternatives?

And afterwards, drying by the fire.

[speed_of_snark]

I dunno, you tell me.

You may be swaying me.

[tothebone]

I spend some time guarding treasure in a cave.

We....could add some nice, luxurious touches? Like...get some very gourmet food to eat along the way, and for while we're there? Strawberries and champagne.