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[fucking_kavinsky]

Red pill, green pill. Pick one.

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[the_greywaren]

Everyone has seen The Matrix. They know this will end badly.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Wasn't that a blue pill? I have a pink one too, if that's more your style.

[the_greywaren]

You know what they say about judging a book by its cover.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Well, you know me. I always do what I'm not supposed to. Besides, I doubt most people think pink when they look at you. But I know what's inside.

[the_greywaren]

We're all pink on the inside.

[fucking_kavinsky]

Look at you, you're a fuckin' poet.


Did you try those pills I gave you? [He smirks, because he knew Ronan would show up no matter what he said]

[the_greywaren]

Should have said it in Latin.

No idea what they do and I'm not big on trusting you.

[fucking_kavinsky]

I'm all ears.

I'm not big on lying about what my pills do. I told you they'd make you feel better.

[the_greywaren]

Make me feel better about what? I felt fine.

[fucking_kavinsky]

There was something about my head being hard and your hand. [He pushes off his car and moves toward Ronan] But you're here, so you must be fine.

[discipuluschaos]

...Neither for me, ta very much, but -- I do not do pills...!

[By the looks of him, though, he really should! Some antidepressants, or maybe just some sleeping pills, eh?]

[fucking_kavinsky]

[Kavinsky looks unimpressed, though he does think the guy really does need some pills] Then why are you here?

lol! i love this guy already, and i've never even /heard/ of his canon...! xD~<3

[discipuluschaos]

...That... is a good question, actually...

[but one he is certain he can answer!]

Tell me, friend: have you heard the Gospel, or Good News, in English?

[okay, so that's not why he was really in this part of town, but still... he doesn't think that this obvious dealer will appreciate the real reason: that he's here to adopt a "little brother", and thus -- take away one of his clients...!]

oh man, thanks! he's from a book and he's def one my new favorite characters xD <3

[fucking_kavinsky]

[Oh good, a crazy. Not the good kind of crazy either] I've heard a lot of things, but I'm not looking for your brand of saving.

You, on the other hand, could use some of mine. [He holds up a green pill]

i shall have to check out this book, then, and hope it doesn't disappoint next to this muse! lol~<3

[discipuluschaos]

Oh yes?

And... what does your brand of "salvation" do, exactly? [He eyes the pill with some suspicion]

YAS check it out. it's 2 books rn. The raven boys/ the dream thieves. K doesnt show up till book 2

[fucking_kavinsky]

This one? Makes you feel like you're in a dream. A dream much better than whatever heaven or hell you're on about.

You look like you could use it, man.

awesome, then! :D ♥ ta very much for the recommendation! :)

[discipuluschaos]

[he still looks suspicious of the dealer] Oh yes? And who are you to determine whether or not I deserve any sort of heaven whatsoever?

no probs! hope you enjoy them! they're totally my favorite :D

[fucking_kavinsky]

I'm the person who holds it all in his hands. But hey, if you don't want it, I have plenty of other people who do.

[And sure enough, there are plenty of kids around at this street party that look plenty interested. He doesn't need to convince anyone]

[discipuluschaos]

Indeed? And -- you claim to hold both Heaven and Hell in your hands? How is that even possible? Do you claim to be Jehovah, the Almighty God? [he grimaces as this very blasphemy leaves his own mouth] I mean... honestly, how can any of these young boys trust in what you say? God! [And though the inflection is strong, it is somehow clear enough that he's calling out to his own deity, rather than berating the one standing in front of him...!]

[fucking_kavinsky]

Listen, shitballs. I can be whatever people want to see me as. I don't see your god around here. Do you? All I see are these fuckers, scattering around, clamoring for whatever they can get their hands on.

They trust me cause they know I always got what they need. [He smirks. And hey, this guy is amusing enough. At least he's not boring]

[takemyarm]

No purple?

[discipuluschaos]

Oh yes? They need your pills, do they?

I don't sodding well think so...!

[And he can feel his face flushing with the embarrassment he feels at letting out a filthy word like "sodding" come out of his mouth; hopefully, though, the dealer will presume that he's gotten angry enough to flush bright red, the way he can feel his face heating up...]

Anyway, I just came to offer these kids some shelter, at the Salvation Army retreat on 4th and Prospector Streets...

Is anyone coming with me? Free food, a nice bed to sleep in for the night... Why, it's practically paradise, really...! [which is exactly why he doesn't intend to stay there, himself; he deserves his own lumpy mattress, made so ridiculously uneven on account of his tossing and turning throughout the night...!]

[fucking_kavinsky]

You want purple? I can give you purple. [He smirks]

[takemyarm]

Course I wan't purple. Though I'm thinkin yer metaphor ain't right, mate. Ain' it red pill blue pill?

[fucking_kavinsky]

They want my pills and they want me. [Sure they do, Kavinsky. Just keep telling yourself that]

These kids don't need shelter. Most of them are rich as fuck. They just want a good time.

Hey! [He calls out to some of them] You want to go with this crazy fuck over here? He'll introduce you to god! And then probably kill you. [He mutters that last part]