The guy in the cell over is a murderer, they just don't know it yet. There's a body in the basement of his house, but he's only here because of an unpaid fine.
(Laine is holding a crowbar. It matches with her pink business suit because someone - not naming any names here - but someone has painted it with pink flowering vines on a background of baby blue.)
(You would think the kind of person who coordinates her tools would look happier, but that's what happens when people find you in their storage units, messing with their sealed tanks.)
[Really, d'Artagnan will one day be as fast as Aramis in reloading his muskets. At the moment, he still takes too long, resulting in more than necessary anxiety. But he follows, managing to get a good few shots off before tossing those aside and brandishing his sword instead.]
Aramis has learned a lot of tricks over the years to make him quicker. He fires his second pistol, reloading both weapons while d'Artagnan holds them off with the sword. Two more shots, bringing down his younger companion's opponents.]
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I'm really uncomfortable right now.
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(You would think the kind of person who coordinates her tools would look happier, but that's what happens when people find you in their storage units, messing with their sealed tanks.)
Do tell.
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You don't say.
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I hope you've been cleaning them.
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Shall we?
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Aramis has learned a lot of tricks over the years to make him quicker. He fires his second pistol, reloading both weapons while d'Artagnan holds them off with the sword. Two more shots, bringing down his younger companion's opponents.]
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I won't complain at our fortune, but I suspect there's more at play. Best that we don't stick around long enough to discover what it is.
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