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The fuck you mean mayonnaise sucks?

[They had no idea you had this emotional connection with mayonnaise. If they'd known, they wouldn't have written that scathing review of it. They scribble something else down]

Sorry

Not good

Bad taste

'Sorry not good bad taste'...

[Seeing the words appear seems not to help much.]

You wanna get beat up, ha?

[That is definitely not the direction they want this going in]

No?

Have you ever even tried the stuff?

I bet you've just been eating it all wrong.

On spoon. Did not like.

On bread. Did not like.

[They're showing their messages in such a way that they can defend themselves just in case this gets violent. They had no idea mayo was such a hot topic outside of Africa]

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And on yakisoba?

[He's deathly serious, really.]

What is?

Have not heard.

Is good?

Tch. You're just clueless after all.

[Makoto's had stranger interactions.]

They're noodles. Fried noodles. Goes really well with mayonnaise.

[Super clueless]

Noodles? Have not tried. Would like! Do you have?

Wha--right now? Hell no. I ain't no magician.

But we can get some. I figure I'm due for lunch.

Okay.

Later we get some. Sounds very good. I like food!

[And now they are best friends forever. At least in their mind. Ultra buddy.]

Yeah, you better be excited. Yakisoba and seaweed and mayonnaise is a national treasure.

[Makoto's not above simple joys.]

Where're you from that you ain't got yakisoba?

Never had seaweed. Sea too far away.

I live in desert. Far away. No ocean or trees. Very little grass.

[They do not know much about geography, they didn't really care about the name of the continent they were on. It's changed so much over the past few million years they don't bother to pay attention anymore]

What the hell, man.

[This guy may as well be a criminal with how much he's missed, jeez.]

I mean I get the desert thing, I guess. But when you're out of there you gotta try everything.

Yes! Try everything. Want this yes. Can cook! Cook very well, I cook many things.

Love food a lot. Try a lot of food. Sleep in a bed! Very soft. Drank soda! Very tasty. Been near ocean, it was fun. Very wet, have never seen such much water.

Wow. [Talk about information overload. Makoto nods his head.] Beds are pretty cool.

Did you at least try swimming?

Do not swim.

Indecent.

What.

[They gesture to their all covering robes and head scarf]

Indecent. Stay clothed.

Oh.

[He understands, somewhat, the cultural differences. Not expertly, but enough.]

Well, shit. What about a wetsuit?

Hide face?

... I guess not.

Ah. Unless you wear a mask for oxygen tanks.

Do you know what those are?

And you care about what I put on my sandwich why?

Because you're not living your life to the fullest.

How does mayonnaise manage that?

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