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Not looking forward to this Friday.

Awwww! i'm awfully sorry to hear that; i mean, isn't it usually TGIF!-ing time up in here? What's wrong with this Friday, if you don't mind me asking...?

Edited 2014-09-04 00:20 (UTC)

I'd offer to make Thursday worse than Friday, but I'm gonna need access to the internet, a karaoke machine and at least one g-string.

It's my birthday.

[She's not a fan, never has been and probably never will be.]

A g-string?

[Oh, god. No just no.]

No Wade, just god please no.

Are you sure? I'm pretty goddamn good at pole dancing.

[Cherry is just going to shudder.]

Fine, philistine.

You don't appreciate my art.

ohhh...! I see... (and she most certainly does see, as she hates her own birthday, too!)

You in a g-string is a scary thought!

[She nods]

C'mon, I'm ripped!

[She just shakes her head.]

... As long as I kept the suit on.

I'll consider it.

My wife thinks it's hot.

Well, she's your wife so I'd be worried if she didn't.

[Look it's just delightful that someone finds him attractive so he's gonna keep bringing it up. IT FEELS NICE]

So what's so shitty about Friday?

Birthday. I hate my birthday, even when I was a kid I wasn't fond of it.

Is it the getting older thing or just a personal shitty history?

A mix of both.

Getting older isn't that bad.

But I respect the shitty history part.

Everybody says that.

[A nod.]

Think I may just spend the day in bed with the phone off and refuse to answer the door if anybody stops by.

Mostly because it's true.

Best way to deal with it, honestly.

Is it wrong that I don't even want my boyfriend around that day?

Not at all, tell him to piss off and kick him in the dick if he doesn't listen.

-Why is this one so bad?-

[Oh look. it's that cat that was in your house the other day. Apparently she's still around town.]

Not a huge fan of my birthday.

[She glances over at Angel and sighs.]

And I have the type of friends who'll make a huge deal about it.

Safe bet he'll listen.

-I see why you're dreading it then. Maybe you should just hide from them all day.-

[Birthdays don't mean much to her, but that's because hers were never really noticed to begin with. She can understand Cherry's position though.]

That's the plan actually. Just lock myself in my apartment for the day and stay in bed.

-I don't blame you, really. I never paid much attention to my own birthday myself, to be honest.-

I never really did either. Even when I was a kid, it wasn't a big deal to me.

-Right? I'm not sure what the fuss is anyway. It's just another day like all the others we go through.-

[She offers a faint shrug of her shoulders.]

Guess, it's the whole still being alive thing.

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