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sixwordstories2014-09-05 12:47 am
kusai) wrote in sixwordstories2014-09-05 12:47 am
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Can't even fucking shower alone anymore.
(Laughs a little bit, nervously, even!) I'm-- sorry...?? You can shower alone, if you want! I mean, it is rather awkward, watching you shower, just to be sure you don't fall or anything....!
Oh yes, of course... Mothers DO do that, after all... I mean, I would hope I wouldn't be doing it anymore at your age with my boys, but still... I wouldn't want to rule it out completely, especially if someone was dead in the house because of-- unfortunate circumstances such as a bad shower...! Heh heh... I mean, a slip in the shower can be fatal, you know!
(LOL! and i came up with this ICON just when i got the notif for this in my email...! xD)
anothergreymorning
2014-09-05 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! I.... see... (And she groans out loud, of course, as she slaps the obligatory palm to her FACE!) Oh God, one of those mothers, eh? i mean... so sorry you have to deal with that...!
So... maybe you could tell her that your dick will be broken "if you keep on eyeballing it like THAT!" eh...?? Heh heh...
So... maybe you could tell her that your dick will be broken "if you keep on eyeballing it like THAT!" eh...?? Heh heh...
Ahh... I see, I think...! The whole "when are you giving me GRANDBABIES?" discussion, eh?? Well, fortunately, I fully expect my boys to be out of my house before I start worrying bout such things as that! I mean, seriously: why would she want to be saddled with the grandbabies while you're still living with her!? C'mon, some common sense would be nice, there....! It's not as if there's any chance that they'll be living in a separate HOUSE from their daddy... or would they? I don't know you or your life... (She's turning a bit red, of course, with embarrassment!) i mean, i'm sorry; I don't mean to assume...!
Sounds like you have a bitch infestation.
Multiple bitches? Kick them all out, you have legs that work.
Well fuck, your mom is showering with you? That's a whole level of fucked I haven't seen yet.
[Kavinsky laughs a hollow sort of laugh] And here I thought my mom was the worst.
Ever considered tossing some Valium in her drinks to make her chill the fuck out?
Ever considered tossing some Valium in her drinks to make her chill the fuck out?
How old are you, five?
Why would you do what makes her happy? Do what makes you happy. Or whatever the fuck. Satisfied. I don't think anyone is ever really happy.
Why would you do what makes her happy? Do what makes you happy. Or whatever the fuck. Satisfied. I don't think anyone is ever really happy.
Doesn't sound like you're doing much parading all up in there.
Next time, you should just ask her to join. I bet she'd never bug you in there again.
Next time, you should just ask her to join. I bet she'd never bug you in there again.
Man, your mom and my mom need to hang out. They're both fucked in the head.
I don't know, I bet it'd messing you up somehow. Sexually, or some shit. Are you a fag?
I don't know, I bet it'd messing you up somehow. Sexually, or some shit. Are you a fag?
Yeah, like a play date. They can get drunk together and swap stories about how they fucked up.
[Kavinsky blinks at him slowly] Gay? Is that why you're scared of jerking off in the shower, because you think your mom will figure out you're some fairy queen?
[Kavinsky blinks at him slowly] Gay? Is that why you're scared of jerking off in the shower, because you think your mom will figure out you're some fairy queen?
I'm kidding. My mom's a bitch around other people.
See, now I know your mom messed you up. Who the hell doesn't like to jerk off? How old are you?
See, now I know your mom messed you up. Who the hell doesn't like to jerk off? How old are you?
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