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I'm bored, don't fail me world.

Ahh, i see.... You expect the world at large to entertain you?? Talk about egoistical...

Seriously, dude, just because you bear a vague resemblence to my husband, doesn't mean i'm going to entertain you, regardless....!

Greetings, Prince of Darkness. I'm Dr. Evil, and if you don't surrender hell to me in 24 hours my fembot there will haunt your existence eternally!

Boredom is a rage spread thin.

Don 't you have hell to run?

Boredom is the refuge of small minds, and I don't think that describes you very well. Shall we have a drink? Maybe a game?

[He raises his brows slightly at the idea. Bold, asking him out for a drink when he killed a handful of various deities not long ago. He wants you dead as well Odin.]

I don't drink, believe it or not. I may take you up on that game however. What did you have in mind?

Didn't you know? I retired. I've got an apocalypse to run now.

It can be. Mostly I'm looking for some entertainment before I decide to start on my next project. Slaughtering the masses gets dull at times.

[This is laughable but he'll play along.]

Oh, certainly Dr.Evil, it's all yours, no fembot haunting needed. I can even show you the portal you'll need to get to your fabulous new domain. I was finished with it anyway.

[A slight cock of his head and a quirk of a brow.]

I'm sorry, should I care about what you think of me?

[A lazy point of a finger at her and his brow furrows slightly.] You do realize by responding you're doing exactly what I want you to do, right?

You're the devil you can't retire...apocolypse or not.

[Odin has been dead before, and for the god of the dead it's really lost its mystery.]

Not drinking really is ironic, considering how much of my worship has been blamed on you over the years.

Do you play chess? I do have a pack of cards if not.

Spoken like the child you are.

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