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Yeah... I work out. Impressive right?

Could y' bench press me?

[She's literally 5 feet.]

I sure could, smallish lady! Like, ten of you. Easy.

[ Mac gets down on the floor, ready to prove it to her. ]

W-wait...seriously?

[She was joking she was joking she was joking.

Okay, but now that the opportunity is there, she really can't help wanting to get lifted up. She warily takes a few steps to him.]

You're serious?

Are you kidding me? Dude, bench pressing some 100 lbs chick is a piece of cake for me.

[ He grins encouragingly at her, always eager to show off. He can't mess this up, there's just no way this will go wrong! ]

Edited (typooo) 2014-09-08 01:38 (UTC)

Hahaha... okay, okay, okay.

[She squints suspiciously at him... but she moves to sit next to him, laughing slightly as she flopped on him, planking a bit comically. Do the thing, man.]

I'm ready!

[ Mac bench presses her, five, six times... this is going crazy well. He can do this fifty times, easily! ]

I'm awesome at this! I look like such a badass right now. [ Or an idiot. Nah! ]

[Kat's just having a good time here-- giggling as she's lifted.]

Do you believe I've never worked out before?

That's okay... chicks don't have to work out! Only beefcakes like myself do.

[Hey, now she loves you. Anyone who approves of her laziness gets an A+ on her book.]

Whats your name, beefcake?

My name's Mac! [ Mac grins, clearly not caring that she's lazy. His mom's extremely lazy so it's probably normal to him. ] I'm the bodyguard slash sheriff of this pub... I keep it safe and I use my badass karate skills to do so.

...

...

[She squints, not sure if he's exactly serious.]

So... you... beat up people with karate?
Do... you... get paid to do that?

...I do it for free because that's the kind of bodyguard I am.

[ He's serious. But he definitely doesn't get paid for that, he gets paid for bartending. ]

I'm jealous! Hey teach me the kung fu, man.

[She wants to flip big dudes over and bench press you.]

I dunno... you're pretty weak looking. And small.

[ He's scared she'll randomly be crazy good at it and kick his ass! He's seen videos of these tiny Asian chicks doing just that. ]

How about I just walk you home? ...I'm not going to rape you or anything so don't worry about that! Dennis would totally rape you but I'm not him.

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