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[sonicseverything]

Spoons make excellent swords don't they?

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[is_inyourdreams]

No?

[sonicseverything]

No...why not? Haven't you ever tried it?

[is_inyourdreams]

Spoons are like the least threatening of all the cutlery. Sporks are scarier.

[sonicseverything]

Are people still using sporks these days haven't seen many,

[is_inyourdreams]

You would know better than I would. [This little human-Antarian hybrid just got dropped 11 years into the future so she wont be much help figuring out what is still relevant.]

[times_new_roman]

Swords make better swords. Which is why wielding a spoon is better. Unless you're trying to perform surgery.

[sonicseverything]

It was the only thing I had at the time....so I improvised.

[sonicseverything]

Never liked sporks anyway too pokey....spoons are much easier to use...I'm the Doctor by the way.

[is_inyourdreams]

Not when eating pasta. The doctor of what?

[sonicseverything]

Just the Doctor...it's my name.

[is_inyourdreams]

Your parents named you Doctor? Fan of the dwarves or just high expectations?

[times_new_roman]

"I'm not surprised." Rory shrugged. "You only plan when it's huge."

[sonicseverything]

"And even then I don't really plan all that much."

[sonicseverything]

I chose the name...it's what my people do when we get old enough we choose what name we want to be known by.

[is_inyourdreams]

Scottish people?

[sonicseverything]

No...not human I just sound Scottish.

It's okay if he knows she's not fully human too. I know how the doc can be.

[is_inyourdreams]

[She blinks in shock.] Not human? What are you?

[sonicseverything]

I'm a Time Lord.

[is_inyourdreams]

I don't know what that is. Is that an alien?

[sonicseverything]

Well no it's a title my race is Galifarian.

[is_inyourdreams]

Oh my god! You are. How long have you been here?

[sonicseverything]

On Earth...oh on and off for about 2,000 years.

[is_inyourdreams]

Do people know that you're here?