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[is_inyourdreams]

[Ice cream breakfast] Don't judge me.

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[numbers_r_better_n_people]

Oh my...

No judgment here, promise!

That actually looks.... really good.

Although: I think it could be even better with a few strawberries or a banana (or both!) on top of the cherry....

[is_inyourdreams]

I had a little something else in mind. [She replies pulling out Tabasco sauce.]

[numbers_r_better_n_people]

:: Tommy winces expressively now ::

I... think I'll pass, thanks anyhow!

[is_inyourdreams]

I don't remember inviting you to my sundae. [Aaaand she's actually eating it. Even seems to enjoy it. You'll have to forgive her alien taste buds.]

[no_ordinarylife]

No judgement. Can I have the cherry?

[is_inyourdreams]

Can I have your name?

[no_ordinarylife]

Trade?

[is_inyourdreams]

[She debates it but decides she can sacrifice the 30 or so calories. So she takes her spoon, scoops up the cherry, and hands it to him.]

[no_ordinarylife]

[He takes it and pops it into his mouth with a grin. When he's done chewing-]

Jim. Thanks for the cherry.

[is_inyourdreams]

You should be grateful. This is my cheat for the week.

[no_ordinarylife]

I'm totally grateful. It's not everyday I get to pop a cherry.

[Yes. He just went there. No wonder Uhura accuses him of being a pig.]

[is_inyourdreams]

[Isabel smirks and rolls her eyes. Her boss is conditioning her to roll with blatant tasteless flirting/jokes.]

Wow. Did you think that up all by yourself?

[no_ordinarylife]

I did. I are smart.

[If you can't make fun of yourself-]

[is_inyourdreams]

[That gets a chuckle.] You're not that smart. You forgot to ask my name.

[no_ordinarylife]

I figured you'd get around to it. Or not. Some of my best relationships with women started off without names.

[He's actually being serious there. How sad is that?]

[is_inyourdreams]

That's really sad actually.

[no_ordinarylife]

It is.

So what's your name?

[is_inyourdreams]

Isabel. [She replies returning to her ice cream.] So did you come for ice cream or just to poach cherries?

[no_ordinarylife]

Both?

[That's a legitimate option, right?]

[is_inyourdreams]

I'm told there are apps for this sort of thing now. [Tinder anyone?]

[jaggedlittleneil]

That's not something to be judged for, that's something to be applauded for.

[is_inyourdreams]

[She glances up at the stranger.] I dont know I would go that far. Its just been a crazy week.

[jaggedlittleneil]

[Neil chuckled.]

No, really. I think eating what you want when you want is a great thing. I've had cake for breakfast. I've had pancakes for dinner. Food is fascinating.

[is_inyourdreams]

Well, for the record, I dont usually eat like this. Its just been a long week.

[no_ordinarylife]

Nah, I don't date by database. We're not just a sum of our attributes. Besides, where's the spontaneity?

[is_inyourdreams]

On that, we can agree. I will never understand the whole love on the internet thing.