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Boo! [Kavinsky jumps on Ronan from behind, knocking him against the car. He's soaking wet and smells like smoke]

Edited 2014-10-02 07:02 (UTC)

Asshole! [Ronan snaps as he bumps into the car. He peers back over his shoulder at K, glaring hard.] Could have called you know?

What are you waiting for?

Pigs to fly.

[Kavinsky smirks and pulls out his phone, dangling it in front of Ronan's face. It looks like a bulldozer ran over it] I couldn't even send you a dick pic. I was real sad.

When hell freezes over, they'll sprout wings. Shouldn't be too long.

[He swats the phone away looking very annoyed.] What did you do?

[Looking at his phone, that he hates, he sighs and rolls his eyes.] Still more likely to happen than K ever being on time.

Chill, Princess. [he kicks at the phone on the ground, then plants a kiss right in the middle of Ronan's ear to make sure it makes a loud sound] I went to blow some shit up with this bitch I met the other night. It's on the news.

[He bristles when he hears 'bitch'.] Another night with another chick, huh?

[Okay, so Ronan is pissed. He's finally realizing that and pulling back a little, running his finger through his hair] It wasn't like that. She came nowhere near my dick. Which, you know, probably means she's a lesbo, but that's totally cool with me, cause I've got you.

Ahhh, so, who. [She raises an eyebrow. If K is Kavinksy, that probably meant this was Ronan, and she should probably introduce herself properly. It was hard to decide how to say 'hi, I've been out blowing shit up with your boyfriend.' But this was Gem] I'm going to take a really random stab in the dark that you're probably going to look at me cockeyed for, but is this Kavinsky you're waiting on?

[He would like to look surprised but everyone seemed to know Kavinsky. It wasn't a shock that she did too. That made him worry.] Isn't everyone always waiting on him?

Then what was it like?

Eh, not me. I don't really wait on people. They show up, or I get bored. [She shrugs, then sticks out a hand.] I'm Gem. I've been out destroying shit with Kavinsky. Figure I might as well be up front about it. You must be Ronan.

We just blew shit up, Lynch. I got all this fuckin' C4 from my dreams and we blew the whole damn quarry up. We swam, too. That's why my shit's all wet. [he shoves at Ronan's arm] The fuck is your problem? I didn't fuck her, jesus christ.

Or you get bored. Shit, you sound just like him. [Ronan eyeballs her hand as if it might bite him. Eventually he relents and gives her a quick, hard shake.] Destroying what things?

Sounds like a good time. Thanks for showing up when you said you would.

Fuck, you should have seen that shit go up in flames. Now that was exciting. [He kicks his phone again] Lost track of time. Besides, when the fuck am I ever on time? You just gonna stand there like a big lump?

Yeah a big lump with a fucking headache. Can we get out of here now?

I told her I had to come back to see my boyfriend. She knows all about you. Give me some credit, okay? She's got a boyfriend too. We're not gonna fuck around. [Kavinsky, crowds into Ronan's space and thrusts his hips at him] Come on, baby. Tell me you're not pissed.

Only, I don't assume I'm too good to wait for people. I just have the attention span of an ADD monkey on crack. [She grins broadly, chipper as ever as he shakes her hand] Umm. His car, the secure psych wing of an abandoned hospital, and part of an abandoned quarry. In that order.

I'm not pissed. I'm annoyed. And you fucking stink. Did you swim in sewage?

He doesn't either. It's all an act. He's a teddy bear. [He might be teasing, he might be completely serious. With his face it's pretty hard to ever tell these kinds of things. Even when Ronan laughs at something, it's not clear if he is amused or plotting.] That car had it coming. [And at least everything else was abandoned so Ronan could stop worrying that Kavinsky had hurt anyone.]

Pissed, annoyed, whatever the fuck bitchiness you're trying to pull on me. [And now he's annoyed because Ronan isn't reacting to anything he's doing. Fuck it. He pulls away and yanks off his shirt, throwing it at Ronan and pulls a pack of cigarettes out, lighting one up]

Come on, jerkoff. Lets just fucking go. [He heads for his car. A completely new one] Unless you want me to go back there.