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[gotbottle]

Have you ever seen a ghost?

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[evo_lution_baby]

Kinda.

Knew a guy who did for sure.

[ghostbreaking]

See them all the time. Can't get rid of the damn things.

[gotbottle]

Okay, let's start with you: how did you "kinda" see a ghost?

[gotbottle]

Really? Where? How?

[evo_lution_baby]

So me and my friend, we're out walkin around right? And this chick sneaks up on us which is weird 'cause nobody should be able to sneak up on me. And we go walkin and she like... shows me some shit, and then she's gone.

So me and my friend we are like, "what the fuck" you know? And then we come on some bad shit, and this old lady is like, "my granddaughter needs help!" so we run up to this apartment and there's the chick and she's ODed. And it's the same fuckin chick.

[dusk_to_night]

I've been a ghost.

[ghostbreaking]

They hang around all over the place. Most people don't know they're there.

[gotbottle]

...But you're not one anymore?

[dusk_to_night]

It's complicated.

[gotbottle]

...That's messed up.

Were you scared?

[evo_lution_baby]

Right?

Naw, babe, I don't scare! I was mad, though. Did CPR and she lived and it was pretty weird.

My friend Hector, he saw a ghost in a bar.

[gotbottle]

See, that's what I've always thought. That's, like, what all the stories say, right?

You know they're there. How?

[gotbottle]

Try me.

[dusk_to_night]

The short version is I got murdered. I was a ghost for a while. A Witch brought me back as punishment.

[gotbottle]

Hold up, she came back? ...Oh, I get it, that's why "kinda" a ghost--she didn't stay dead.

So what happened with Hector?

[evo_lution_baby]

Zactly.

Well, she was like, "you have to find my body!" Turns out it was in the fuckin basement all chained up - the bartender killed her, she was his girlfriend.

[gotbottle]

...Sorry.

How is coming back from the dead punishment?

[gotbottle]

Geez.

What happened to the bartender?

[evo_lution_baby]

Hector threw him through a wall and called an ambulance and the cops. So who knows?

[dusk_to_night]

[She shrugs]

It was more the How. Ghost-me got stuck in a rotting corpse and cremated. I burnt to ash and felt every hour of it.

Protip: don't piss off Witches. They can be mean.

My husband and I were pretty happy with the Ghost arrangement. Things are harder now. He has to worry about killing me by accidend.

[newborn_bunny]

Oh, many, many times. Though I usually wasn't allowed to interact with them.

[gotbottle]

So he didn't get away with it. Good.

[gotbottle]

Is it easy to do? Kill you accidentally?

...I mean, like, moreso than the usual accidental killing, I guess.

[gotbottle]

Why not?

[dusk_to_night]

Well, no.. I'm not made of wet paper. But my husband has a dangerous lifestyle... by which I mean explosives and swords and that stuff.