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[ballsoffire]

[Fast asleep under an apple tree]

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[deadliestwoman]

Wake up, you.

[ballsoffire]

[Indelicate grunt]

[deadliestwoman]

Such an ass. [She sits beside him and blows into his ear.]

[ballsoffire]

[That's pretty much Johnny.

He squirms a little before pushing against her shoulder half heartedly]

Seriously?

[deadliestwoman]

Yes, seriously. [She pushes back.] You've been under this damn tree for hours.

[ballsoffire]

I was up all night, gimme a break.

[deadliestwoman]

That's no excuse. You were supposed to be with me.

[ballsoffire]

I got side tracked.

[The rider got side tracked]

Only meant to sit here for a few minutes, broke my watch a week ago. Piece of crap melted.

[deadliestwoman]

[She sighs and shakes her head.]

You're always sidetracked. Sometimes I wonder why I'm so attracted to you.

[ballsoffire]

... Because... I'm cute? Funny? Cool bike? ... Better than being single?

[deadliestwoman]

[She laughs and gives him a kiss on the cheek. Her hand finds his and gives it a squeeze.]

And a man of many...talents.

[ballsoffire]

[That manages to coax a small smile out of him. They're pretty rare so this is impressive]

Hate to be a disappointment, I gotta be useful somehow.

[deadliestwoman]

Someone's gotta keep my bed warm.

[ballsoffire]

'Least I'm prettier than the Punisher.

[deadliestwoman]

And softer. [She laughs. Just teasing of course.]

[ballsoffire]

More charming at the very least.

[deadliestwoman]

True. [She gives him a seductive look.] Are you planning to make this tree your new home?

[ballsoffire]

[He can't do the do under a tree. People might see! He just drapes an arm around her shoulders a bit, pressing into her side some more. Feels nice to feel wanted]

Pretty comfy. And the apples are all free.

[deadliestwoman]

It suits you. All it needs is a few homey touches.

[ballsoffire]

I had no idea you could do 'homey'. 'Comfortable', 'attractive', 'smart'...

...

Not really home designer.

[deadliestwoman]

I'm a girl of many surprises. [She stands and stretches.] Keep your tree. This girl needs a 'comfortable' bed.

[ballsoffire]

[Uh uh no way. You gave him the eyes, he has to follow now]

Enough room for two?

[deadliestwoman]

There's always room for two.

[ballsoffire]

Faster on a bike, y'know.

[deadliestwoman]

Are you offering me a ride? [Oh this sexual innuendo.]

[ballsoffire]

Anywhere you want to go.

[deadliestwoman]

Well. [She gently tugs on his belt.] Take me back to your place.

[ballsoffire]

I got a decent suite at a hotel not far from here for once. They really paid out for that last jump. Feel like picking anything up before we get there?

[deadliestwoman]

Any alcoholic beverage would be nice. Unless you prefer juice. [She laughs.]

[ballsoffire]

Whiskey it is, unless you prefer wine.

[deadliestwoman]

Do I look like a lover of wine to you?