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[merlynlegacy]

I have woken up a monster.

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[numbers_r_better_n_people]

Oh--oh yes? I do hope you mean that-- figuratively...?

[merlynlegacy]

I mean... not a vampire or anything. But like... a horrible brainwashed psycho killer... I think... And it's me. I'm the monster. Maybe. I'm having a complicated (after)life.

[iknowwhatyoudo]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[merlynlegacy]

It is a bad thing! I am not that guy. I don't- I am nice to people, okay? I bring soup to sick friends and I hate going hunting.

[iknowwhatyoudo]

Yeah... Not sure what being a nice guy has to do with waking up monsters.

[merlynlegacy]

*He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.* C was the best grade I ever got in English class- Me, I am the monster. When I woke up, I was the monster. I had six words and a lot of tequila last night. I was brooding poetic, and now here we are.

[iknowwhatyoudo]

That's not a monster. That's just embarrassing.

For you, I mean.

[merlynlegacy]

*With a groan, Tommy leans his forehead against the wall.* I deserve this.

[iknowwhatyoudo]

You really do. I mean, all that tequila, you might have gotten sexy on the dance floor and made an idiot of yourself. How will you even live with yourself?

[merlynlegacy]

*He shrugs* Dancing? Embarrassing myself? That's the stuff I'm used to. This hangover isn't even that bad considering how cheap the stuff I had was.

[iknowwhatyoudo]

Then you have a super lame concept of Monsters.

[merlynlegacy]

Oh no- That's not it. I found out that I may be a brainwashed assassin who killed one of his own friends. That's why I got drunk.

[iknowwhatyoudo]

[That makes him just start laughing]

Oh. That is just fucking brilliant, Man.

[merlynlegacy]

You know what? I'm not in the mood, okay? *frown.*

[iknowwhatyoudo]

[There are tears in his eyes. It is that funny]

What so you feel bad so you drank shitty tequila to feel better? No. This is pure comedy gold.

[numbers_r_better_n_people]

Oh yes...? In-indeed? I mean-- so long as you are no longer some sort of psycho-killer monster, well-- I don't see how anyone can hold it against you... I mean: I do think that there's something to be said for knowing oneself, after all! :: Tommy Banner here, after all, is ALSO a bit of a monster, really: a man who actually shot his kid sister in the head when she professed being too scared to do it herself, and then-- oh my, and THEN, he made an effort to take out her revenge upon the world at large! ::