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sixwordstories2014-10-28 12:08 pm
element_wizard) wrote in sixwordstories2014-10-28 12:08 pm
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Telepathic boyfriends are really annoying sometimes.
Aww! I'm so sorry to hear of your. Erm. Problems? Heh...
Would you feel the same way about a Telepathic girlfriend, incidentally?
Would you feel the same way about a Telepathic girlfriend, incidentally?
"Aww! I'm sorry, of course it isn't! And of course, I think that I, as a woman, am even more kitty-cat-curious, like, than a man... So yes, I suppose I would be even more prone to pry into my lover's thoughts!" And Hannah chuckles in her usual low timbre, of course, before making an effort to convey her amusement telepathically, instead; she sounded far more-- feminine, in her "head voice" as she put it, than she did with her "voice voice". A light, sweet giggle enters into the man's consciousness, just above any wards that the telepathic boyfriend might have taught to or otherwise placed upon him...
When she tries to get into Alec's mind she runs up some incredibly strong shields. Strong like mountains. Alec is an empath, among other things, and his boyfriend didn't teach him anything. You're not friends with a telepath since you're five years old without learning a trick or seventeen. She's gently bounced back without getting in and with a hint of warning: Do No. Try. That. Again. Or. Else.
He smiles at her blandly. "There's porn for that, you know."
He smiles at her blandly. "There's porn for that, you know."
Telepath. Zim has no need for your filthy human friends of boys.
[zim thats not what he meant-]
And not only does she try to kill you, she tries to steal your job! And your nemesis! That's my nemesis! She can keep her filthy claws off of him, I saw the Dib beast first!
[zim thats not what he meant-]
And not only does she try to kill you, she tries to steal your job! And your nemesis! That's my nemesis! She can keep her filthy claws off of him, I saw the Dib beast first!
Hannah chuckles, low in timbre and tone again, now that she's been limited to her own "voice-voice". "Porn? Sorry, but-- porn for what, again? I feel like I missed part of the conversation..."
[Somehow Alec manages to keep a straight face.]
That is rather ... upsetting. I mean, I'd be really annoyed if someone tried to steal my nemesis.
That is rather ... upsetting. I mean, I'd be really annoyed if someone tried to steal my nemesis.
[It's a big deal to him. The Dib Beast is probably the second most important person in his life... unfortunately]
IT WAS HORRIBLE! I worked hard to get that kind of attention! Where does she get off butting in and stealing nemesises?! I never went over to her filthy place of hire and started stealing all her worst enemies! At least I have some class!
[Zim please stop now this looks really bad]
GOD is there even a name for someone who does that?!
IT WAS HORRIBLE! I worked hard to get that kind of attention! Where does she get off butting in and stealing nemesises?! I never went over to her filthy place of hire and started stealing all her worst enemies! At least I have some class!
[Zim please stop now this looks really bad]
GOD is there even a name for someone who does that?!
Edited 2014-10-28 20:28 (UTC)
"Porn to watch. I mean, you seem to be curious about what it's like for a girl and a guy to have sex. Or maybe even a guy and a guy or a girl and a girl. Or just sex in general. That's usually what people watch when they can't get some themselves."
Which considering Alec has a boyfriend some he's getting and since she's trying to steal someone in a committed relationship, isn't getting some.
Which considering Alec has a boyfriend some he's getting and since she's trying to steal someone in a committed relationship, isn't getting some.
Well, I'd say either another Nemesis or a girlfriend.
[Alec still hasn't cracked. He wants to. So bad. But Zim seems so earnest about this, it'd be mean to laugh at him.]
[Alec still hasn't cracked. He wants to. So bad. But Zim seems so earnest about this, it'd be mean to laugh at him.]
NO! I'm not that kind of evil super villain! One nemesis! JUST ONE.
[He's taking this so seriously, just look at that tiny little body vibrate with emotion.]
What kind of horrible, greedy self serving monster takes more than one?!
[So serious]
[He's taking this so seriously, just look at that tiny little body vibrate with emotion.]
What kind of horrible, greedy self serving monster takes more than one?!
[So serious]
But only a really good evil super villain would have two nemesises... nemesi? More than one nemesis? Doesn't that show how good you are at your job?
You didn't take two. She decided that you were the only one worthy enough to be her nemesis.
[It's adorable.]
You didn't take two. She decided that you were the only one worthy enough to be her nemesis.
[It's adorable.]
"Sorry, but What!?" She grimaces deeply, and then -- yes, actually sticks her tongue out at the man. Oh so mature, that. "I don't want you, but thanks ever so much for presuming my motivations, there! I have a man... Not to mention a son, so-- yes, obviously i already KNOW what sex is like with a guy!" She crinkles her nose up at him. "And no offence, but-- you remind me a bit too much of that guy from the Pirates of the Caribbean, to seriously make out with you..."
Edited 2014-10-28 20:44 (UTC)
NO! A proper evil villain has ONE ultimate nemesis! Only one person will do and I will not accept anyone else to replace The Dib!
I don't know what kind of strange 'free hate' cult you come from, hair monster, but ZIM only operates on TRADITIONAL hate standards!
ONE ON ONE HATE!
I don't know what kind of strange 'free hate' cult you come from, hair monster, but ZIM only operates on TRADITIONAL hate standards!
ONE ON ONE HATE!
"Forgive me. Here I thought you were trying to seduce me when you asked how I felt about telepathic girlfriends," he says dryly.
"And you mean Will Turner? Yeah. We've met."
"And you mean Will Turner? Yeah. We've met."
Hair monster?
[He tugs some of his hair. That one was new. People usually ding his ears not his hair.]
I didn't realize that there were hate standards.
[He tugs some of his hair. That one was new. People usually ding his ears not his hair.]
I didn't realize that there were hate standards.
[Ears are stupid, Zim is convinced all earth ears are ridiculous so he doesn't care if he has six ears or pointed ears or hairy ears. They're dumb. It's all the hair that's always bothered Zim]
WELL GO GET SOME, YOU DISGUSTING ABOMINATION!
[That's right. You, the comfortably sane well adjusted person with a nice boyfriend. YOU are the abomination. Because you don't HATE PEOPLE CORRECTLY YOU MONSTER]
WELL GO GET SOME, YOU DISGUSTING ABOMINATION!
[That's right. You, the comfortably sane well adjusted person with a nice boyfriend. YOU are the abomination. Because you don't HATE PEOPLE CORRECTLY YOU MONSTER]
[That is probably one of the few times that Alec has been called comfortably sane and well adjusted. Of course it's all about who you're comparing him to. Clearly in this case he's is the sane one.
Disgusting abomination is fairly standard though.]
What's a good way to figure out who to hate?
Disgusting abomination is fairly standard though.]
What's a good way to figure out who to hate?
"Oh, no! No, don't be ridiculous! Believe you me: if I was attempting to flirt with you, I would have been a lot more obvious than that!" Hannah snorts out her amusement, not wanting to let out the deep belly-laugh that's threatening to make it past her lips anyhow. "I was asking about telepathic girlfriends, just because I was wondering what my boyfriend might think of my abilities. And my attempted intrusion was just a matter of-- well. I was in your head because I utterly hate talking like this, when I'm not playing a male role, like, onstage! I mean, I'm sure you heard the difference between my "voice-voice" and my "head-voice" when I laughed inside your mind...
"Yes, Will Turner, that was the name, wasn't it? Waitasec..." She blinks, and then her eyes go as wide as saucers. "I-- Do you mean, you've met a character from the films, or you've "met" the man who played him in said films...?" "
"Yes, Will Turner, that was the name, wasn't it? Waitasec..." She blinks, and then her eyes go as wide as saucers. "I-- Do you mean, you've met a character from the films, or you've "met" the man who played him in said films...?" "
[In all fairness, Charles Manson is saner than this]
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! I can't read your mind! You'll... you'll just know when you've found the right one!
[zim bb no]
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! I can't read your mind! You'll... you'll just know when you've found the right one!
[zim bb no]
[Probably true. Still amusing. Mentioned it to some friends and their reactions were "What?!" and laughter.]
I was just thinking you had some advice since you're clearly an expert at it.
I was just thinking you had some advice since you're clearly an expert at it.
"You haven't told your boyfriend about your telepathy yet? That's not going to end well. And no, I didn't hear you," he says with a shrug.
"I met Will Turner as in I visited his reality and met him. It's a thing I can do."
"I met Will Turner as in I visited his reality and met him. It's a thing I can do."
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