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[bouncing_emo]

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

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[dreaminpink]

No-Body! Skeletons aren't pretty... But they are pretty Humerus.

[bouncing_emo]

Ohmygod. How did you know? Do we google the same cheesy websites?

Shit, I'm going to have to bone up on my jokes.

[dreaminpink]

We totally googled the same website! Halloween-jokes.com, am I right?

That website is guaranteed tibia good time.

[bouncing_emo]

oh my. Oh that was good! ...THE GLOVES ARE OFF, Fairy Princess... winner takes all the candy! It's Avengers vs. X-Men all over again and you are going home sugarless!

...Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

[shiningheart]

[maybe the skeleton with the bitchin' haircut and suit]

They had a contest?

[bouncing_emo]

Uh.
...No. No that was a joke.

[shiningheart]

Oh.

...

Okay. I missed it.

[He was legitimately interested for a moment.]

[bouncing_emo]

The uh. Punchline is "no-body."

[shiningheart]

The punchline?

Oh. Oh of the joke. Nobody? Nobody.

Oh! No body.

...

[He takes a pointed look down at his fairly thick, impressively tall self]

No body.

[bouncing_emo]

Yeeeaaaah.

[shiningheart]

I'm not good with jokes.

[Anymore]

Can you tell me more?

[bouncing_emo]

Well... I did have a bunch prepared....

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

[shiningheart]

I don't know? I don't think we ea-

Joke.

Okay no. What does a skeleton order?

[bouncing_emo]

They uh... Order Spare Ribs.

[shiningheart]

[Give him a moment. He has to remember that emotion]

... Oh! Ribs! Spare ribs. I remember those!

[bouncing_emo]

Okay I got another one!

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?

[shiningheart]

[Now that he's reminding himself these aren't real questions, he's having an easier time keeping up]

I don't know!

[And he sounds delighted]

[bouncing_emo]

I'll have two beers... and a mop.

[shiningheart]

[That he picked up faster. Because... Well he understood that one!]

Heh! I get it!

[bouncing_emo]

Now you can tell all your skeleton friends!

[dreaminpink]

hmm. I don't actually know that one!

[bouncing_emo]

Everyone was a goblin!

[shiningheart]

... Oh... I'm... I'm the only one.

[bouncing_emo]

Oh.

Uh.
Sorry?

[shiningheart]

... It'd be bad if there was more of me anyway.

One angry ghost is enough.

[bouncing_emo]

Are you a ghost or a skeleton?

[shiningheart]

I'm a ghost.

[bouncing_emo]

Oh. I need some Ghost Jokes for you then!

[shiningheart]

You have ghost jokes?

[bouncing_emo]

How could you doubt me?!

Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?

[shiningheart]

I... don't know?

[bouncing_emo]

They go to Boo-tiques!

[shiningheart]

Boo... You get sheets there?

[No Lewis you were doing so well]

[bouncing_emo]

Uh.... no. ...Boutiques are just where people buy fancy clothes. The joke is that people think Ghosts wear sheets. Or wore sheets. It's kind of old I think. Actually I don't even know why people think that.

[shiningheart]

Oh. Okay. Boo-tiques. Boo-tiques... Okay.

[Well he tried]

[bouncing_emo]

[He did]

Okay.. one more... Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

[shiningheart]

I don't know?

[bouncing_emo]

It raises their spirits.

[shiningheart]

[Wait.

Waaaaaaaait. Ghosts are spirits. OH]

I get it!

[bouncing_emo]

Thats good man. Good!

[shiningheart]

Good! I think I liked jokes.

[bouncing_emo]

Well that's good! Jokes are fun! Everyone's got to laugh even if they don't want to.

[shiningheart]

I... I think I missed laughing.

[bouncing_emo]

Well you were doing pretty good. You seemed to enjoy the skeleton jokes a lot.

[shiningheart]

I did! I liked them! I wish I could laugh more...