[Eve also smiles.] Good to know Shield is in your capable hands, Agent Coulson. [A pause.] But back to our urgent business. Letting Ward slip away again has cost us time. Therefore, MI6 is offering you one our best agents since he is...suddenly free.
Let's see. Grant "C-4" Ward showed up and took Skye along with Raina, and now bloody Hydra's trying to shoot us down, but other than that everything's fine and we're on our way. How bad is it there? Bobbi's all right, yeah?
[He probably shouldn't have asked that, but fuck it, Coulson already knows he's the least professional person on the team.]
I wish it was that simple...we are dealing with an unknown alien race here
with tech good enough to drive human brains mad. Mack is down after
touching something they had created.
Ward has Skye....crap this is going from horrible to hellish. Bobbi, Fitz
and I are fine for the moment we need to seal Mack off then we'll make for
the nearest safe house.
Tell May to consider the Bus a wash...get off and run for the hills
understand, your lives outweigh the tech.
What? What does that mean, seal Mack off? Like quarantine? Like he's screwed, basically?
... I'll give May your orders. I'd pass the phone to her, but she's gotten scary since the Skye thing happened. I think you'll have a nicer time talking to me. [Dripping sarcasm around the suggestion that anyone is having a nice time.] Don't die out there. And tell the others I said that. Please.
He tried to kill all of us...eyes went red and he just exploded. Almost
like the Hulk appeared but no green skin and limited vocabulary. We managed
to dump him into the alien city through a tunnel but we can't risk him
getting loose.
[Phil sighs softly.]
We'll be fine...she'll be fine. She's standing right next to me as I type
and glaring. Focus on getting off the plane before it goes down.
[He's there in record time, bow and quiver slung over his back. Missions are generally the simplest part of his life right now. Or, at least, the only part that makes sense.]
Well it wouldn't be fully tested so I wouldn't be responsible for adverse side effects, but I can probably get something ready in five hours if I can borrow Fitz.
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[Phil counts to ten in his head. Working with MI6 is such a pain in the ass seriously.]
It could have been worse Miss Moneypenny no one died.
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[Phil smiles, he's had so many second chances it's getting ridiculous.]
I'm a guy of chances. That's why I got handed the keys.
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[Phil is trying not to groan. Bond is a pain in the ass and not known to be a team player even on a good day.]
Bond is a loose canon, which I'd be thankful for but Ward is difficult.
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Which is exactly why you should use him. Any liability would fall with MI6, not Shield.
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[Phil's voice is filled with relief over the communicator.]
Barton....I'd say thank god but that would be cheesy.
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[A soft snort from the Director.]
Your ego is just fine Barton believe me ten years as your handler taught me that.
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I can't help how good I am.
What seems to be the trouble, get your tie caught in the paper shredder again?
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Oh course not....please tell me you have good news for me Skuld?
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Bad in this case would have been worth it. We are a bit pinned down.
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It may help later right now we have a mess that need cleaning up.
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How bad are we talking about here Lance? Can you and the team make tracks?
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[He probably shouldn't have asked that, but fuck it, Coulson already knows he's the least professional person on the team.]
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I wish it was that simple...we are dealing with an unknown alien race here with tech good enough to drive human brains mad. Mack is down after touching something they had created.
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Ward has Skye....crap this is going from horrible to hellish. Bobbi, Fitz and I are fine for the moment we need to seal Mack off then we'll make for the nearest safe house.
Tell May to consider the Bus a wash...get off and run for the hills understand, your lives outweigh the tech.
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Thank you we won't have much time before the Reverse Flash arrives I'd like to be as ready as possible.
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... I'll give May your orders. I'd pass the phone to her, but she's gotten scary since the Skye thing happened. I think you'll have a nicer time talking to me. [Dripping sarcasm around the suggestion that anyone is having a nice time.] Don't die out there. And tell the others I said that. Please.
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He tried to kill all of us...eyes went red and he just exploded. Almost like the Hulk appeared but no green skin and limited vocabulary. We managed to dump him into the alien city through a tunnel but we can't risk him getting loose.
[Phil sighs softly.]
We'll be fine...she'll be fine. She's standing right next to me as I type and glaring. Focus on getting off the plane before it goes down.
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[He gives her a hard look]
What?
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Yes we need you here. You have skills that could keep someone in line for us.
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What's the mission, sir?
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Skuld are people going to get hurt...just tell me that.
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Mack has changed...mind control we think but we aren't sure we need intel before I give the next order. Can you go down into the temple and gather it?
and, sorry, I am a few episodes behind right now....
Temple. Get intel. That's where he is?
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I saw myself as one of the wounded... That's why I have to recheck things. I saw others too... Your team, Captain Roger's team... Even saw Fury.
It... was almost as bad as the nightmare I have of the final battle.
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What causes it? Why am I asking you don't know do you. And I can't prepare if I don't know what it is.
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Please do if this is serious we need a plan.
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We don't have the equipment...
I might be able to kitbash something.
I need three days.
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Can you do it in two?
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Take who and what you need to make it safe, just get it done.
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Five hours and counting. Might want to start a stopwatch. Pretty sure Tripp has one.
(ooc: I'm current she's not))