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sixwordstories2014-12-04 07:51 pm
ofdrumsthesound) wrote in sixwordstories2014-12-04 07:51 pm
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Holiday dinners are always the best.
So that means you're coming for Christmas Dinner?
WHATNO. I DON'T WANT TO BE HIS CHRISTMAS TURKEY.
WADE. HUSH. IT'S CHRISTMAS!
And a Vegan house... we're not eating people.
And a Vegan house... we're not eating people.
Edited 2014-12-05 21:42 (UTC)
That's what he eats! If you want to be a good host, you have to be accommodating to all diets.
AND TIME TRAVELING CRAZYPANTS PSYCHOPATHS FROM OTHER PLANETS DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.
And he tries to kill me. Like, every time. But THIS time, I'm gonna beat him to the punch if he comes, because his lady self is cute. I like her.
AND TIME TRAVELING CRAZYPANTS PSYCHOPATHS FROM OTHER PLANETS DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.
And he tries to kill me. Like, every time. But THIS time, I'm gonna beat him to the punch if he comes, because his lady self is cute. I like her.
But she also forgot the bit about the drums being bad, so she would kill you even more.
But you'd be so much more fun to be around if you were trussed up and gagged with an apple.
Good. We're not eating people though. Or animal.
Actually it may just be takeout.
Actually it may just be takeout.
Don't you antagonize him. I'm already having a hard time selling the idea of dinner guests to him.
Edited 2014-12-05 23:59 (UTC)
Not much of a Christmas dinner, then, is it?
Sorry, but it is true. And now I'm hungry. Well. Hungrier.
Are you sure I can't at least make him into decorations?
Are you sure I can't at least make him into decorations?
Mmm. You're always hungry, so it hardly counts. But yes. I'm sure.
It's going to be wonderful and no stress. Just not... traditional.
Thus more hungry.
I promise to leave his head at the table, so he doesn't feel left out.
I promise to leave his head at the table, so he doesn't feel left out.
You'd better get lots of takeout, at least. Pizza, maybe, I like pizza.
Just because he will regenerate doesn't mean you can decapitate him. You guys do that on your time. I want to enjoy the holiday with my Husband and Friend so play nice. It's the only Christmas I might get.
We can order pizza. I was thinking Chinese or Thai too. Enough food to last a week.
*He sighs and nods.* Alright. I'll do my best to keep from listening to the drums. Just for your sake, though!
To last a week without me, you mean. With me is a lot more difficult.
Well if you eat it, it wont go bad in the fridge. No waste.
Welcome.
Just don't be angry if I'm not perfect.
Just don't be angry if I'm not perfect.
I'm the last person to expect anyone to be perfect.
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