beyondthenorms: (thinking)
Mari Broderick ([personal profile] beyondthenorms) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2015-01-05 01:56 am
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[Recharging phone battery, using an ability.]
hardesttofind: (so we're playing the stupid game)

[personal profile] hardesttofind 2015-01-05 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey Mari, there's a teenage boy watching you from a park bench on the other side of the path. He's trying very hard not to be obvious but he can't help staring.

Eventually he hauls himself up from the bench and wanders over, glancing around like he expects somebody to be watching him.]


Are you trying to get caught or are you just new at this?
hardesttofind: (for the record this is a stupid idea)

nghhh it is. i got nostalgic and watched it yesterday and had to give my bb his story c:

[personal profile] hardesttofind 2015-01-05 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never seen one that can do tech before. Never heard of one either.

[Granted, he's two years out of touch, but he's a Shadow; eavesdropping on things he's not supposed to know isn't exactly difficult.

He eyes her like some new and novel Thing, a look eerily familiar to anyone who's run into Division before, but he remembers himself, clears his throat, and the irritated scowl returns.]
lastest_ringbearer: (Curious)

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-05 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What is that in it's handses, o Precious?
lastest_ringbearer: (Staring)

Yup! Yup, it is :D

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-05 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*He only looks like a homeless person if you've never seen one before. This becomes more obvious as he moves out of the shadows, revealing his small size, long fingers and very sharp fangs.*

What is being phoneses, Precious, and why did it get put in a cell?

We's traveled all of Middle-Earth for . . . minusss four is five, minusss three is two . . . eighty-two yearses, Precious, and we's not heard of such a place before. What land is this being, my love?
lastest_ringbearer: (Curious)

Yaaay. And really, I think Gollum wouldn't care one way or the other about Tolkien :D

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-06 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Is being akin to the Seeing Stoneses, Precious?

We is not knowing of biology, Precious, and we's got no class. *We've got no principals! We can't even think of a word that rhymes!

*Wait, sorry, that's Alice Cooper.*

Thorin? Wasn't he one that nasty old thief Bagginses was following along after? We thinks he wa~as!

And we is being Smeagol, yesss. Smeagol, who is calleded Gollum.
Edited 2015-01-06 00:43 (UTC)
lastest_ringbearer: (Wroth)

He'd just assume the story spread. And maybe he's right! (Any chance of links to this Thorin stuff?)

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-06 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
There was only ever a few such stoneses, Precious. The Black Hand held one, and the others became dangerous.

Bagginses stole Precious! Stole it, took it away, as if we wasn't lonely enough!
lastest_ringbearer: (Precious)

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
The Black Hand of the Lidless Eye, Preciousss! We hateses it, we fearses it, it wants to eat the world entire!

The Precious is the Precious, gollum. It's making us invisible, making us mad--making us thin, Precious, like little butter on much bread.
lastest_ringbearer: (Melted In His Hand)

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-06 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
That eye, yesss! The Master of the Precious, once, it was.

Mostest prized and mostest hated.
lastest_ringbearer: (Melted In His Hand)

No. The humor in canon is enough for me, I think.

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-06 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Who is being friendses of yours, that is from same places as usss?

*Smeagol winces.* Precious melted. Hurtsed us it did.

"But is not leaving again no more! So that'ses alright.
lastest_ringbearer: (Lay Your Weary Head To Rest)

:)

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-06 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
We can, Precious! *He smiles a bit, then sighs.* But wes is also staying immortal--immortal but still old.

We is so very old, and we is weary. We is being . . . 130 minus 19, or was it 119 minus 30? Hmm . . . we is being 590, yesss! That beses a long time.

Faster than ponieses? Faster than Smeagolses?
lastest_ringbearer: (The Change)

That's nice. But wes is going to sleep now, sad to say

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-06 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
We is used to being old, yesss. Maybe we could make friends with less-nasty elveses, they live forever so we won't have to miss them.

That's being very fast!
lastest_ringbearer: (Curious)

Gah, randomly awake . . . did you see my headcanon post, by the way? I added a bit

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-06 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
If not then we'll be friends with nice human girl, until she dieses. And try not to eat her afterward, Precious? Yesss, prapses.

What is being carnival? We never heard of those before!

Okay.
lastest_ringbearer: (Curious)

That's alright, I need to go back to bed anyway.

[personal profile] lastest_ringbearer 2015-01-06 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Gameses, Precious? Like the riddle-game? We likes that one!

Tour please, Precious.

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