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sixwordstories2015-01-27 10:53 pm
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Humans; always predictable, yet still amusing
More often than not.
Occasionally they come out and surprise you, but for the most part, they love repeating themselves.
Occasionally they come out and surprise you, but for the most part, they love repeating themselves.
See that's funny! I like to sit and watch them because they surprise me. I never know what they're going to do next.
And that your still amused by them says something about you, I surmise.
Each to their own I suppose. However you look at them, they're rather good to pass the time with
That and there's nowhere else in any universe that has better apples.
True, true...the wine's not terrible either
[There's quite a lot about Earth he enjoys, actually. Not that he'd admit it. Much.]
[There's quite a lot about Earth he enjoys, actually. Not that he'd admit it. Much.]
Oh, I don't doubt it.
[With a smirk, he straightens up]
It's been far too long - tell me, how is life beyond the pearly gates?
[With a smirk, he straightens up]
It's been far too long - tell me, how is life beyond the pearly gates?
Crowley. [ A beat ] It is. And you? Still influencing man to make atrocious roundabouts?
[There's something oddly familiar about you, stranger...he just can't quite place it]
So, how long've you been around? Here, I mean.
So, how long've you been around? Here, I mean.
Predicable maybe sometimes,but I think you supernatural types tend to underestimate us in some cases.
Oh, every now and then. You know what they say; if it's not broken, don't fix it.
[It's okay Crowley, most people don't remember their first day of existence when she greets them]
Oh. Hard to say. ...It feels like forever though.
Oh. Hard to say. ...It feels like forever though.
Doesn't take much to bend them after your will.
Only when it's absolutely necessary. For the most part, I think we all tend to give you a bit too much credit.
[Okay, that's not strictly true; he's quite fond of mankind, in one way or another]
[Okay, that's not strictly true; he's quite fond of mankind, in one way or another]
(Shrugs) maybe. The 'people 'I work for tend to think we're rather stupid in most cases.
I can certainly relate to that..
[Not that six thousand years or so can hold a candle to 'forever' in the literal sense.]
[Not that six thousand years or so can hold a candle to 'forever' in the literal sense.]
But you still enjoy apples. That's something. That's a lot, actually.
Depends who you ask, I suppose.
[Because he's certainly met some examples of natural selection failing in his time]
Demon's aren't always the brightest. Angels either.
[Because he's certainly met some examples of natural selection failing in his time]
Demon's aren't always the brightest. Angels either.
Good to know you're ambitious as ever. I've never understood things like you. Little inconveniences. Not quite one thing or another. [ Certainly you've missed his attitude. Who wouldn't? Honestly. ]
Demons I work for are aggravating at best and stupid about 80% of the time. Although they do have a global empire, still not sure how they achieved it and I 've been with them since college.
[He's also a fan of tempting humans with apples, but then that's a whole other story]
How so?
How so?
Well there's the taste. And then there's the texture. And the way the juice runs in your mouth, and that feeling when your teeth break the skin. And the way that an apple is both crunch and soft when you eat it.
And, it's different for every apple you eat.
That's more than some whole worlds get!
And, it's different for every apple you eat.
That's more than some whole worlds get!
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