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[strawbsnpizzaftw]

Why's the pizza delivery always late?

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[whythepizzaguy]

In my admittedly limited experience, I believe it has to do with his spanking services.

[Sadly, whatever amount of television viewing Castiel has been exposed to has not been all that high class. Thanks, Winchester brothers.]

[strawbsnpizzaftw]

[There's a small snort. A split second where he's processing what he just heard and then he's choking on his drink because he heard what he thought he did.]

The hell are you talking about?

[whythepizzaguy]

[Please don't choke and die. Castiel's idea of resuscitation involves tossing around souls like a hacky-sack and no one wants to go that route. Now Castiel just looks confused.]

The pizza guy. And spanking. Was that not what you were asking about?

[strawbsnpizzaftw]

[He isn't entirely sure if he could die from choking because getting his own sword through the chest hasn't done it yet, so what's a little alcohol down the wrong way?]

...I'm gettin just a little lost trying to see the connection. I mean if that's what he does between deliveries then go him, but I'm not sure what his boss would think.

[whythepizzaguy]

He doesn't...do that between deliveries. He does it when he delivers the pizza.

[There's an awkward pause since Castiel doesn't want to ask whether this isn't part of the pizza delivery man's job, then his gruff voice admits:] I saw it on the television set. He was very thorough.