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Do I get to eliminate the person who won?

DO I MAKE YOU RANDY BABY?! DO I!?

Well. I do have the sudden urge to kill.

Maybe if I took off the pants then and just had the assless chaps?

Assless chaps should be outlawed.

What we clearly need to do is work on your gambling skills.

I think we may have to. Or at the very least you should stop me from making bets all together.

Marry me.

Tess didn't like my assless chaps! We'll just have to run away and get married I guess!

How dare she! Come, we will elope.

Uh, wow! Er...

Well, all I can say is - hmm. You look better in them than I would?

I want deep, passionate, lovemaking every night though.

I've been informed I'm not allowed to make bets anymore.

Oh! Please I know I'm not fashionista but I think you'd look far better than I, love!

Nope. I refuse to believe it. [there is a vigorous shaking of the head, and the beginnings of a grin] You look far more comfortable in them that I would.

No! It's true! We can do a 'who wore it better' on the streets! You'll win, hands down, all women beat men in the looks department and for good reason!

Perhaps, I suppose when everything fits you terribly you can be more comfortable when you look daft in something, cause you always look daft!

You aren't the only person who wore that outfit? [blink blink]

[She has to think about that for a moment, but finally nods her head] And you did look like you were having fun up there! Me, I'd be standing around feeling awkward and it would show.

I don't think it would be nearly as fun.

So you lost the bet, did you win the um, the competition?

No you verses me I mean! You'd wear it better.

[He just has to laugh a little, it's sort of funny in a way.] I suppose, I guess I'm a good actor. I just try and seperate myself from it you know. For the good of the crowd.
But hey there's a place for everyone! Not all of us are stage happy!

Hey if that's not your idea of fun, it's not your idea of fun!

No, sadly I didn't make it but hey. I did it right?

Oh, obviously.

A good idea.

And clearly I deserve it, as you can see.

Though I sort of liked being able to unwind and be silly for a bit so I'm not sure how I feel about that decision.

I think you do.

I actually think you did good! I'd have voted for you.

Casino night, here we come.

So you do want to see me all dolled up again?

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Oh, yeah? Ha!

Well there were better, but next time I'll invite you out. Need someone in my corner aside from Jack Daniels.

How are you? Feeling any better?

You in a tux with the built-in Bond accent? I could go for that.

Oh I could probably scrounge up a suit.

I might even have to be a damsel in distress for you to save.

And I'll use the cheesiest, punniest, lines I can manage.

My hero.

[Applause and roaring laughter.] You twerked!!! It was amazing!

I swear sometimes the only reason he ever got laid was because the women he ended up with had English as a second language. No English speaking woman would EVER stomach that!

Hey I may not have much of an arse but I know how to use it!

You certainly do. I'm impressed! Next time you are in New York, I'm taking you dancing. Bring the chaps.

My misses might throw them away beforehand. But I wouldn't mind that, I don't get to dance very often. Probably for good reason though.

Then I will supply the chaps and you supply the sweet moves.

In case you couldn't tell, I can do that.

So how are you?

Oh, I could tell.

Better for watching that video! Remind me to gamble with you more often.

Always entertaining, or at the very least awkward enough to make you feel better about yourself.

Ha! Thankfully for me, I don't gamble often. And I'm glad to hear you're alright.

Should I put on zee French accent then?

Miss Mercer! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on!

I think it's funny that you concern yourself with my self esteem. Have we met?

I'm always alright. How are you?

Honestly you say that now but you have no idea.

Okay I guess, tired. But I'm getting used to that feeling.

I have no idea with which part?

Not sleeping?

How awkward and embarrassing I can be!

I only ever get an hour or two of sleep a night, more like just stretched thin tired. Always something going on lately.

Oh sugar, you didn't squeak that one by me.

Sounds like me. Now you know why I'm fueled by caffeine.