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sixwordstories2015-03-11 03:28 pm
themarionette) wrote in sixwordstories2015-03-11 03:28 pm
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[ puppet has a present for you! ]
Oh what a cutie! [ Mira kneels to the puppet's level ]
What's this?
What's this?
[ gosh, hello nice lady! puppet just had to come over and greet her, holding up a big box with a bright red bow tied around it. what's inside? it's a surprise, you have to open it! ]
[ goodness, no. that would be terrible - says the dead child who watched in glee as various night guards die horrible deaths. anyway.
the box? big enough, but not heavy enough to be human head weight. the puppet gives the box a shake, insisting the man take it. open it up! ]
the box? big enough, but not heavy enough to be human head weight. the puppet gives the box a shake, insisting the man take it. open it up! ]
Because if it is, I have a personal friend by the name of Azrael who might want to know about dead kids giving out dead people as presents.
[HINT HINT. But he takes the box, and pops it open]
[HINT HINT. But he takes the box, and pops it open]
[ Azrael? what would he like to know, exactly? puppet's not scared of him. c'mon, put 'em up, he'll take all of you on!
-- right, the box. puppet watches excitedly as the man opens the box, to reveal ... surprise! a black top hat. isn't it cool?
oh but you might want to run because that's Freddy's hat and he's very possessive over his hat. ]
-- right, the box. puppet watches excitedly as the man opens the box, to reveal ... surprise! a black top hat. isn't it cool?
oh but you might want to run because that's Freddy's hat and he's very possessive over his hat. ]
[You don't want to take Azrael on, he's armed with Grandpa speeches. The known bane of children everywhere.
He takes out the hat and fusses with it]
... I'm getting the feeling I'm going to regret holding this.
He takes out the hat and fusses with it]
... I'm getting the feeling I'm going to regret holding this.
[ noooo, not speeches! anything but speeches!
and yeah, definitely going to regret that. whatever you do, don't put it on, Freddy hates that. in the meantime, puppet's just going to run off and hide behind the prize counter. congratulations on being victim of a prank, mister. ]
and yeah, definitely going to regret that. whatever you do, don't put it on, Freddy hates that. in the meantime, puppet's just going to run off and hide behind the prize counter. congratulations on being victim of a prank, mister. ]
[And then he'll probably take all ya'll to the underworld. Good job Azrael.
Yeeeah he's just... gonna put the hat way over here on top of a table or something. Not... gonna mess with that]
Sorry, I only deal with brand new clothing, I don't do handmedowns.
Yeeeah he's just... gonna put the hat way over here on top of a table or something. Not... gonna mess with that]
Sorry, I only deal with brand new clothing, I don't do handmedowns.
Of course, enchanting a puppet is not the typical way to deliver an "anonymous" present in the wizarding world, but still-- Maria does consider it slightly less creepy than those damned house elves, and so she smiles at the marionette. "Awww, aren't you just adorable!" she gushes, before asking, "Is that for me??"
[ but ...
but :( but puppet got that present just for him! he put a lot of time and effort and thought into that gift. he's not even going to try it on?
that's really rude. puppet peers over the counter, grumpy. Freddy would be along in any minute. way to ruin his fun. ]
but :( but puppet got that present just for him! he put a lot of time and effort and thought into that gift. he's not even going to try it on?
that's really rude. puppet peers over the counter, grumpy. Freddy would be along in any minute. way to ruin his fun. ]
[Cry about it, Camael is going to step off and not touch the hat at all and look like he's not at all affiliated with it.
Fuck you, puppet]
Fuck you, puppet]
[Tim blinks.
Sadly, she was never taken to places such as Fazbear's as a child, so she has no context for the whatever-it-is shoving a box into her hands.
God, she hopes this isn't the Toymaster's work.] Thank... you...?
[please don't be a bomb please don't be a bomb please don't be a bomb]
Sadly, she was never taken to places such as Fazbear's as a child, so she has no context for the whatever-it-is shoving a box into her hands.
God, she hopes this isn't the Toymaster's work.] Thank... you...?
[please don't be a bomb please don't be a bomb please don't be a bomb]
[ hey now, that kind of language is not allowed in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. go wash out your mouth with soap.
fine. fine. puppet stomps off, grabbing the hat to go bring it back to Freddy. this was going to be so much fun, now he has nothing to do. unless he can find a way to lure someone else over. ]
fine. fine. puppet stomps off, grabbing the hat to go bring it back to Freddy. this was going to be so much fun, now he has nothing to do. unless he can find a way to lure someone else over. ]
[He's telling Azrael and then everyone gets the grandpa lecture.
Everyone]
Everyone]
[ it's okay, nice lady! as clever as the puppet can be with his tricks and traps, he has no idea how to make a bomb. so the box is a perfectly normal, innocent and unassuming gift box.
the puppet smiles, rocking back and forth on his tiny pointed feet, eager for her to see what's in the box. don't worry, it won't explode. ]
the puppet smiles, rocking back and forth on his tiny pointed feet, eager for her to see what's in the box. don't worry, it won't explode. ]
[ nooooooooooooooo D: this day is the worst ugh ]
[Even if it's not going to explode, Tim's still going to open it like it will. Just in case. All while eying the puppet, because it is way too excited about this.]
[ well, lucky enough for her, cake doesn't explode. surprise, there's a piece of birthday cake in the box!
... okay so it's a day old slice of cake so it might not be moist squishy delicious goodness but puppet can only grab what's left over on the tables after parties. he tried? ]
... okay so it's a day old slice of cake so it might not be moist squishy delicious goodness but puppet can only grab what's left over on the tables after parties. he tried? ]
[She blinks.
Er, all right. This looks mostly harmless. Unless it's poisoned.] ...Thank you.
Er, all right. This looks mostly harmless. Unless it's poisoned.] ...Thank you.
[ goodness no, there's no poison in there. the puppet wouldn't know poison anyway. it's just regular old chocolate cake.
-- oh! the puppet turns and hurries over to a table, picking up a napkin and bringing it over to offer to the nice lady. don't want to get crumbies everywhere. ]
-- oh! the puppet turns and hurries over to a table, picking up a napkin and bringing it over to offer to the nice lady. don't want to get crumbies everywhere. ]
[She's... honestly kind of touched. This is still incredibly weird and surreal, but if this was what it would be like to be a child having a birthday here, she sort of wishes she could have.
Luckily, cake doesn't go bad all that fast, so she can manage a bite without risking anything.]
Luckily, cake doesn't go bad all that fast, so she can manage a bite without risking anything.]
[ there's still something missing. the puppet thinks hard for a moment, trying to piece it all together. present, cake (still edible, yay!) napkin ...
oh! he remembers right away, hurrying back over to the table to grab one of the party hats left behind on the table. then he brings it back, offering the hat to her as well. there, now it was complete!
... it's probably not even her birthday but Marionette got excited okay. ]
oh! he remembers right away, hurrying back over to the table to grab one of the party hats left behind on the table. then he brings it back, offering the hat to her as well. there, now it was complete!
... it's probably not even her birthday but Marionette got excited okay. ]
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