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[missing1ship]

... But why would you do that?

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[reiks]

Clearly, he wanted to see if it would fit.

[technicolorcoat]

Because it is a brilliant plan, that's why!

[silvan_captain]

I believe you started this fight. I merely finished it.

[missing1ship]

I'm fairly certain you could kill someone by doing that.

[missing1ship]

No, wrong, incorrect, I disagree entirely. Mostly with the bits that concern me.

[missing1ship]

I started nothing, I was merely reaching over to grab something.

[Which may have been something that had money in it. Hush]

[technicolorcoat]

Because sending someone who's armed to the teeth into the belly of that ship, is a far better plan than letting me wander in there with nothing more than my wits.

[missing1ship]

But sir, I shall assume you are just chock full of wits. I'm sure you could wit your way out of that ship.

[silvan_captain]

Something that did not belong to you.

[missing1ship]

At the moment, but would have belonged to me if given five more seconds.

[reiks]

Most certainly and assuredly, of course.

But one cannot deny the inherent curiosity that burdens us all from time to time.

[silvan_captain]

It was not yours to take. Do you think you can simply claim whatever you would like?

[missing1ship]

I myself am often times guilty of strange and ill thought of curiosity.

...

But not that strange.

[missing1ship]

... Yes?

Pirate.

[technicolorcoat]

[ The Doctor rolls his eyes in disbelief, as he places his hands on his hips. ]

I'm sure I could, but I heard the crew of that said ship doesn't have the brain capacity to make due with a witty fellow like me. And if you can help me, I'd be more than willing to make sure you're well paid for your services.

[reiks]

I find that hard to believe, for a notorious scallywag such as yourself.

[missing1ship]

Notorious, aye. Scallywag? Maybe. But I am a man well versed in the laws of physics.

[missing1ship]

[Don't you look at him with that tone of voice]

Aye, but wits can apply to many things other than biting sarcasm and poignant jokes.

Money is fantastic, unless I am too dead to spend it.

[reiks]

A claim like that is most certainly begging for proof.

[missing1ship]

... One? Of course. Two? I can see it. Three? A mite bit silly.

Seven though? Seven?!

[technicolorcoat]

I'm well aware of that, and here I thought I was speaking to the most ruthless man in the Caribbean.

[missing1ship]

I have no idea where you got that story from, mate. Certainly wasn't me. Best looking, smartest, most effective, richest, most prolific, so on and so forth-

I'm not really well known for slitting throats and setting sleeping men alight.

[reiks]

Sometimes, one must be very thorough.

i don't think i want to know what they're talking about now

[missing1ship]

Seven is ludicrous, no sane person would ever shoot for seven. There's thorough, and then there's madness.

you know, i don't think i do either

[reiks]

You've not ever had similar inclinations towards madness yourself, Captain?

these two are awful

[missing1ship]

I have danced occasionally into the realm of madness and toyed with its denizens and the like, but I cannot say I've been so intimately involved with all of their mechanics.

SEVEN, lad.

[technicolorcoat]

Then those blokes at the inn must have been talking about someone else, or you've became a legend for things you've never done before.

[missing1ship]

Did they mention overtaking a fort without firing a shot? That was me. Aye, killing Davy Jones himself, also me. Defeating an army of the undead, me. An army of fish men, me. Sirens dead, me. Blackbeard dead, me-

I wouldn't say they were ruthlessly destroyed, more mercifully and ah... quickly put to an end.

[technicolorcoat]

I believe they twisted the story around, but I'll take your word about the fort and it is a pleasure to meet someone who's done such a feat. And you remind me of someone, and that someone is me.

[missing1ship]

Incorrect, it is exactly as I say it was, if not better.

Yes, of course. Which is why you should be so bold and so brave as to scurry on board that ship and give them all a proper drubbing. I'll wait out here for you.

[technicolorcoat]

And of course I'm going to believe you, as you look to be a man of your word. As for going a board that ship alone still would be suicide. And I'd still appreciate hiring you to provide me with a little... erm support.

[missing1ship]

I am.

[YEP]

Well maybe if you invested in some sharp bits of metal or perhaps a pointy stick that wouldn't be an issue?

awful, awful people

[reiks]

Surely someone out there has considered eight.