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sixwordstories2015-06-27 12:08 am
daywalkingblade) wrote in sixwordstories2015-06-27 12:08 am
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I'll deal with your ass later.
What? No. I'm on my way to you right now. Sorry, didn't realize you'd already picked up. I was calling to tell you I'm on the way - and I was talking to this motherfucker I stapled to a wall just now.
[jabs the infuriated, cursing vampire] Because I still need some information out of you, so you can't die yet. Got me?
[There is some pretty creative and colorful swearing]
Yeah, I thought so. But you're not worth making her wait.
[jabs the infuriated, cursing vampire] Because I still need some information out of you, so you can't die yet. Got me?
[There is some pretty creative and colorful swearing]
Yeah, I thought so. But you're not worth making her wait.
Not you. Him. [jerks a thumb back at a vampire stapled to a wall] One of Frost's former lieutenants, trying to get the band back together. [glances at the vampire] On second thought, might just tell Pepper what you're up to, let her take care of the problem for me. [At that, the vampire really starts to squirm, but now it's in abject terror instead of infuriated obstinance]
The fuck are you doing here, anyway? This isn't your scene.
The fuck are you doing here, anyway? This isn't your scene.
Edited 2015-06-27 09:06 (UTC)
I'm a doctor. [She lifts her gloved hand and waves casually to something behind her.]
The hospital is about three blocks that way. I worked a double, I'm on my way to the public parking garage now to get my car because the hospital parking lot was full when I got here. And I'm not about to pay for a cab when I can walk.
[And no, she's not going to say a thing about the undead creature stapled to the wall. Vampires nearly killed her once. Ani is just making sure that she is well away from it's thrashing]
The hospital is about three blocks that way. I worked a double, I'm on my way to the public parking garage now to get my car because the hospital parking lot was full when I got here. And I'm not about to pay for a cab when I can walk.
[And no, she's not going to say a thing about the undead creature stapled to the wall. Vampires nearly killed her once. Ani is just making sure that she is well away from it's thrashing]
Right. Yeah. Well, consider this your public service. He won't be bothering you any time soon.
In return...[holds up a vial] Been meaning to ask you if you can tweak the serum. It's not working as well as it used to. I need it to be stronger. Again.
[Except of course he thinks in terms of 'stronger'. Ani, being a doctor, might actually draw the connection to developing a tolerance to specific drugs and simply needing to rotate.]
In return...[holds up a vial] Been meaning to ask you if you can tweak the serum. It's not working as well as it used to. I need it to be stronger. Again.
[Except of course he thinks in terms of 'stronger'. Ani, being a doctor, might actually draw the connection to developing a tolerance to specific drugs and simply needing to rotate.]
That's appreciated. Does he have any friends or family members I should be aware of?
[she reaches a hand out for the vial]
I should to help; I still have the original chemical composition memorized, and most of the components are easy enough to obtain. However, we might try something slightly different this time, if it's all the same to you? Something in the same family, but its a combination that I can create a stronger, more refined serum.
Will you let me try that, or do you just want me to recreate the original in a higher dosage?
[she reaches a hand out for the vial]
I should to help; I still have the original chemical composition memorized, and most of the components are easy enough to obtain. However, we might try something slightly different this time, if it's all the same to you? Something in the same family, but its a combination that I can create a stronger, more refined serum.
Will you let me try that, or do you just want me to recreate the original in a higher dosage?
Oh, I'm sorry, was this not a first come, first poof scenario? I don't remember seeing your name on that vamp and he seemed to be just to be begging to be dusted with that whole ensemble he had going on. I mean, really, I was doing you a favor. You're welcome.
How was I supposed to know the girl was a vampire?
...besides maybe having fangs.
...besides maybe having fangs.
It's fine; I can wait. Mind if I smoke while you deal with the dregs of the undead world?
Eewww you stapled a vampire to the wall? You didn't get him on your shoes, did you? don't trek vampire muck all through the abandoned warehouse!
I wanted information out of him. [glower]
But you're right. His survival instinct was shit.
But you're right. His survival instinct was shit.
[He actually checks his shoes]
Maybe a little. [rears back and stomps his foot into the vampire's crotch hard enough that there's a definite squelching. It of course howls.]
Maybe a lot.
Maybe a little. [rears back and stomps his foot into the vampire's crotch hard enough that there's a definite squelching. It of course howls.]
Maybe a lot.
None of these assholes have any true friends. But he's got allies.
[He considers, but he obviously has that look of someone who doesn't do science being talked to by someone who does a lot of it] Up to you. You know what you're doing better than I do.
[He considers, but he obviously has that look of someone who doesn't do science being talked to by someone who does a lot of it] Up to you. You know what you're doing better than I do.
Be more careful what you put your dick in if you don't want it turning to ash on top of you when I come around.
And put some damn pants on.
And put some damn pants on.
Always later with you.
But I still have your number, no matter how many of your own kind you throw in front of yourself in the line. Remember that.
You always eventually come to the head of the line.
But I still have your number, no matter how many of your own kind you throw in front of yourself in the line. Remember that.
You always eventually come to the head of the line.
Wouldn't say a lot. [ huff. ] Definitely less than fifty percent of the time.
You do better than expected. I'll give you that. [smirk]
[She makes a ick sound at the sound the vampire makes the squelch]
Make sure you clean them! It smells bad after a few days!
Make sure you clean them! It smells bad after a few days!
Fine, allies then. In other words, can I finish walking to my car when we're done talking?
[She just nods, pocketing the vial carefully inside her coat] Right. How will I be able to get hold of you when I'm finished? And, more importantly, how long can you give me to get this done?
[She just nods, pocketing the vial carefully inside her coat] Right. How will I be able to get hold of you when I'm finished? And, more importantly, how long can you give me to get this done?
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