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[what_fourth_wall]

But...I actually kinda like avocados...

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[dusk_to_night]

I miss avocados.

[what_fourth_wall]

Well, I was just told that my face looks like an avocado fucked an older avocado, so apparently you at least get to make out with one?

[dusk_to_night]

It kind of sounds like someone was trying really hard to sound edgy and cool and appeal to fifteen year old fanboys by swearing as much as possible.

Avocados do taste pretty good though, so maybe the analogy can stand.

[what_fourth_wall]

Hey man, if it sells more tickets to my movie. That's gonna be an ICON GENERATOR!!! And probably also an Imitator generator...there's gonna be a bunch of me's floating around here this time next year....

I'm gonna eat like a hundred avocados so you get that nice avocado aftertaste in my blood. That's LOVE!

[dusk_to_night]

Hm. True.. but then you'd need a paid account for all those icons. And you'll just have too many and you wont use them. Kind of like me. I only use the same ten icons ever.

Is it really a good thing having more of you running around?

Avocado and mango diet and we'll call it love. Just Avocado and I'd suspect you want something.

[a_time_slip]

Me too! Why are we talking avocados? My son didn't cover your desk in guacamole, did he? I will make him clean it up and apologize to you.

[what_fourth_wall]

If your son did that, he'd be my HERO.

[what_fourth_wall]

I have a paid account!!! I just would need to sub some out...but yeah. I use the same few icons most of the time. It's crazy.

NO. I should be the ONE AND ONLY. But that's not how the Internet works...

DEAL! Just call me your Avocango.

[a_time_slip]

...That's a relief. I hope you have enough chips.

[what_fourth_wall]

I always have enough chips.

But I did make him time travel and get me a chip from every year from 1816 to the present. My bowl of chips is super chrono-diverse.

[dusk_to_night]

I wasn't sure if you still did, you've been gone a while. I thought maybe you let it expire.

Yeah. Not going to lie, it can be a bit weird.

Mmm. I can live with that.

[a_time_slip]

Are they floor chips? If it was me at that age, I'd have made sure to drop each of them on the floor.

But he isn't supposed to time travel without permission.

This is a real thing. I have seen it.

[call_me_saul]

[Saul stares at the 'sweet pumpkin spice avocado' dip advertised, glances over at the man next to him, and then back to the sign with its' unnerving picture.] Are... are avocados supposed to make a beige colored dip?

[miss_bliss]

Great to eat but, sugar, that is not your color. [She teases as she dips a finger into guacamole mess he's covered in.]

[what_fourth_wall]

Yeah. I tried to audition for Arrow like this. They didn't bite.

I'm not sure if it would be amazing or terrible...

[what_fourth_wall]

I dunno. This looks like poop. [peering at it]

[what_fourth_wall]

Well, I think I made him afraid for his life enough not to do that. I can be scary!

[what_fourth_wall]

I have not! I've been lurking! You know that! LURRRRRK.

Just don't make out with any of the other ones. They wouldn't give you as good of plot as I give you.

[a_time_slip]

You can? I mean... um. Yes, you are very scary.

Do I look scared?

I've never had it. I've heard mixed reviews.

[call_me_saul]

You're not seriously going to eat that, then, right?

[miss_bliss]

What do you want to be on Arrow for? Don't you have your own movie coming out?

[dusk_to_night]

Mmmhm. Sure.

You know? I don't think that will be a problem. One Deadpool in my life is more than enough.

[what_fourth_wall]

Well, I'm not trying to be scary to you! But I can if you want?

You should try it and have your pup there report back. XD

[what_fourth_wall]

I will put anything in my mouth at least once.

[what_fourth_wall]

Yeah, but I want a hit TV show too!