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"Murder Ghosts. The Spice of Life."

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Look, all I wanted to do was pretend I was a Ghostbuster. I didn't know I'd actually piss off some murder ghosts!

What's that?

Indeed.

WELL START BEING A GHOSTBUSTER PLEASE

Ghosts that murder people for fun and satisfaction. Like a poltergeist but worse.

Fan or not a Fan?

Oh, that makes sense. I think Lynn must be friends with one or two of them.

Hopefully she doesn't get in on their fun-murder-times...

Not yet. I think.

If I'm living in a horror movie, I want a rewrite.

I have generally accepted my life is a horror-movie. I just don't know if it's one of those tragic ones that leave you feeling anxious and depressed or the horror-comedy but you still end up dead at the end.

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It's a comedy! I don't want you to end up dead in the end. We all die, but I need you around for a while. I want to be in a comedy-drama, those generally have happy endings.

Your daughter talks to murder-ghosts... I'm a vampire from a particularly evil bloodline... My husband is Deadpool.

...I'm pretty sure the best we can hope for is a 'Cabin in the Woods' Joss Whedon type of horror. Brutal but full of cute one liners.

But at least maybe we'll get some character development before we're brutally murdered.

...We are in a horror movie. I'm not the killer.

Does that make me the killer or the first to die, since I'm not particularly evil at anything.

I think that makes you the last one to die or possibly survive.

I wouldn't want to survive if I was all alone, and honestly, I'd kill whoever was knocking off my friends and family.

I'd go through all of time and space, hunting whoever it is until they never killed you.

We are going to win this Horror Movie.

Okay!

Although really, who wins between a murder ghost and a non-murder vampire? Now I'm curious...

The ghosts. I can still die and I can't eat the ghosts.

Can a murder ghost use a stake?

Yes. They're MURDER Ghosts. Extra mean, extra strong poltergeists. I'm pretty sure they can do whatever they need to do to kill whoever they want dead.

I'll protect you!!!

CROSS THE STREAMS!!! That's what they always said on Ghostbusters, right?

No they said "Zool!" And lived in the fridge! When is the last time you even saw Ghostbusters?

...Zool?!

Zool. I think he was the gargoyle. I was six the last time I saw Ghostbusters.

Man, all I remember is Slimer!!!

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