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At least you get a movie. I got cut because of my Helmet.

Edited 2015-10-08 20:55 (UTC)

At this point I'm not feeling so confident.

...but really? The helmet?

Naw. You'll get yours. You're a good link between the Guardians and the Avengers.

The official story is the Nova Helmets look dumb.

Edited 2015-10-08 21:19 (UTC)

At least yours is with the decent movie crew still.

[Mun and muse might be glaring in Fox's direction]

Look at the upside of all this: Once it's done it's done. Putting it off longer just means you've got more time until they completely screw it all up.

We'll see. I know that I'm a good link, but nobody knows what's in Feige's head.

Really? Okay, so drop the helmets. They did have the Nova Corps in Guardians.

For now. Even so, they haven't been kind to the ladies.

[Understandably so.]

You make a great point, Jan. We should start a pool. I'll put $50 on Steve and Tony's lost genetically-enhanced love child.

Yeah. I'm not sure I like that guy, to be honest.

Ugh. Don't remind me. Did you see how flimsy their armour looked? I got hauled off Earth and a written warning for altering my uniform back in my Warrior days, and that's what they dressed us in. They didn't even get the helmets the right colour.

Yeah I've heard. Really, Miss Potts is so much more than just Stark's PA. And I won't even go into the issues with Natasha or Wanda.

Both of whom I wouldn't want to be on the bad side of. Nor you for that matter. [Hey Warren may be an ass at times, but he does respect women. And women who can probably knock him into orbit... Yeah stay on their good side!]

What they need is fanboys on the project who respect you ladies as people, not as eye candy. Luck of that happening though... [He shrugs]

My money's on a Superman-type origin. You're an alien somehow abandoned on earth and have always realized you had abilities that set you apart... or you're just an Inhuman, because everyone's an Inhuman these days.

I am lukewarm about him at best.

[She shakes her head.] I'm sorry about all of that.

Guess we'll see how they handle you on the big screen... I'd hoped when SNL did their Black Widow spoof, something good would happen. Still waiting. After how they wrote Gamora I'm not sure you getting a movie is a good thing.

I'm just sensitive because the Corp. is gone, you know? Their memory deserves Better.

Poor Natasha. Woman deserves so much better. And let's not get into Jan.

[Smart move, Warren. Carol appreciates guys who know that.]

Yeah. I don't have much confidence. At least there are women writers on my movie.

No, no. Mar-vell will be the Superman type. I'm the Supergirl in that story.

Or yeah. An Inhuman.

Yeah, have a feeling if yours goes bad the whole crew at the studio might want to hire... Wait no Doom's had his ass handed to him by Natasha and Wanda before... They might want to hide really well from the fall out. An army of angry fangirls wanting blood is never a pretty sight. Backed by the angry mob of fanboys more die hard than Coulson

[Warren does grin a little] You know I would actually pay to see that movie. Something Cabin in the Woods-esque with the production crew as the victims.

Really? I kind of thought they'd bypass including Mar-Vell all together, but maybe that's just me. Seemed like they were making a pretty big deal about it being your film.

I bet the mutants are just loving that one. [Especially with how it's shaking stuff up in the comics for them. Yikes, Marvel. Yikes.]

And people wonder why I'm so happy I'm supposedly dead or trapped in the Microverse in these dumb movies. They're still using my name and my likeness, so I'm still making money off of it, but I don't have to deal with any of the embarrassment. For now, at least.

Yeah, I hear ya. It's not looking good all around, really.

Everyone is already pissed about the second delay. If it's bad? Oh man. My Carol Corps is definitely going to be out for blood.

And then they can film it and you can see it.

They turned Gamora, the most dangerous woman in the galaxy into a damsel love interest to Peter Quill of all people.

...Actually. I'm kind of glad they hate my helmet.

Good Luck Carol.

Yeah, but you and I both know that there's a difference between what Feige says and what Feige does.

I like to imagine that you're dressing the other inhabitants very fashionably. But you make a very good point.

Thanks. I am going to need it.