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[callmeparanoid]

There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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[aphotic_auror]

Oh aye? Something besides Death Eaters, eh?

[callmeparanoid]

I was gonna' say "door-to-door campaigners," but, yeah, Death Eater sounds pretty out there, too.

[time_for_lynn]

Really? You oughta be careful, Mister.

[callmeparanoid]

I'll try. 'You seen anything weird around lately?

[aphotic_auror]

Oh aye, they are, at that... They're ruddy dangerous, too; much more so than the door to door campaigners!

[time_for_lynn]

What do you think is weird, Mister?

[skeptical_mind]

Who you gonna call?

[callmeparanoid]

I don't know. Have you met anyone from the Republican Party?

Death Eater. Don't know if I've heard of that one. Is it anything like the Dybbuk? The Wanyudo? Or maybe the Albanian Striga?

[callmeparanoid]

At this point, not a lot surprises me. (Except for that Flukeman thing. That kind of came out of left field.)

[callmeparanoid]

I don't even believe that you've actually ever seen Ghostbusters, Scully. You'd get halfway through the opening scene in the library and your rational-leaning head would explode.

[time_for_lynn]

This can get as weird as you want it to.

[callmeparanoid]

I'm listening.

[inthewindow]

I hope beyond hope that you're referring to the rash of local disappearances and not my bedroom window?

[skeptical_mind]

I just Googled the lyrics, Mulder. Don't get too excited. Though I did find out there's a sequel. I can't say I'm optimistic.

[time_for_lynn]

I burned my finger on holy water.

[aphotic_auror]

Er... Considering this is the first time I've actually set foot in the States of the Civil War, as I have heard them called-- yeah, I'd say "no, I haven't". Honestly, mate: not even our worst conservatives are even half as bad as the damned Death Eaters!

As for your question... Well. I'd say the bloody Wanyudo is actually the closest thing to the Death Eaters-- or at least, I hope and pray they'll be similarly punished once they're finally dead! [Such strong words from someone who's far too cowardly and squeamish to actually kill her quarry!] I mean, they murder and torture little kids, just for kicks!

[callmeparanoid]

So you've seen one of these things? What'd it look like? Did it manifest itself physically? Did you experience any strange smells preceding the encounter? [ He rattles off these questions rapid-fire, as excited as a kid at Christmas. ]

[callmeparanoid]

I'm assuming you weren't boiling a pot of water for the church Spaghetti Dinner.

[callmeparanoid]

Wait -- you've really never seen either of the Ghostbusters movies? And you had to Google the lyrics to the song? I didn't even think the lyrics were Google-able. I thought they were just part of the collective human consciousness.

[time_for_lynn]

I can't even go in most churches anymore. Except for the really big ones.

[callmeparanoid]

What kinds of disappearances?

(And what's up with your window?)

[callmeparanoid]

You got an aversion to religion? Or is it the other way around?

[aphotic_auror]

...Sorry, but-- what!? [She blinks rapidly at Mulder, in sheer-- surprise? No, more like shock! Yes, SHOCK that anyone could actually mistake a reference to the Death Eaters, in this day and age.] I--I don't mean that these are actual creatures! Although-- well. I'd barely count them as human, but-- they are magicis sapiens, at least!

[prototype_infiltraitor]

There's something weird, and it doesn't look good.

[callmeparanoid]

Magicis sapiens. [ He repeats. ] You mean these things are human?