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[bouncing_emo]

Whhooo. Mothers lock up your daughters!

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[atetwotrees]

I doubt any cage would hold my daughters. And they'd eat you alive in any case.

[tinatin]

I have no daughters, but should I be afraid?

[bouncing_emo]

The phrase means for your mother to hide you from me. You know, because you're spending time with me and who knows what sort of trouble I'll get you into.

[bouncing_emo]

Point taken

[tinatin]

I want to see this trouble, Robbie.

[bouncing_emo]

...You know I'm all talk, right Nina?

[tinatin]

I have had too much coffee when I'm around you. That's the extent of your trouble.

[bouncing_emo]

I think I can handle your trouble.

[tinatin]

What if I eat too much pizza?

[bouncing_emo]

Is there such thing as too much pizza?

[tinatin]

If I steal your half.

[bouncing_emo]

You'd do that? To ME?

[tinatin]

It's my personal brand of trouble.

[bouncing_emo]

Okay well just don't steal my wallet. One of us needs to pay for the pizza you plan eat.

[tinatin]

I don't steal wallets..

[bouncing_emo]

Just Pizza?

[tinatin]

I steal whatever tastes good.

[bouncing_emo]

Or... you can let me pay for it. I don't need to be a criminal again.

[tinatin]

...Not from the store! I'd steal from your plate, or hide the Fortune cookies.

I don't want you to be a criminal again.

[atetwotrees]

So, little one, what is your name?

[bouncing_emo]

Well thats okay.

Although with something like Pizza, we're kinda sharing anyway so it's not a lot of stealing.

[bouncing_emo]

You can call me Robbie?

[atetwotrees]

Very well, little one.

*Far too many horrible eyes are blinking at you.*

So, Robbie, do you know where I might find sustenance? I fear you are too small to make a meal for any but my youngest daughters.

[bouncing_emo]

Well there's a grocery store like three blocks from here?

[tinatin]

There goes my life of crime. I will have to settle for reading crime novels.