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[tinatin]

still got hay in my hair

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[running_fromthe_past]

Did you have sex in a barn?

[tinatin]

...No. I work with horses and fell into some hay.

[running_fromthe_past]

Don't look at me like that isn't a valid question for having hay in your hair.

I've watched westerns.

[tinatin]

I've done it before, but not any time recently.

[running_fromthe_past]

Seems like it would be messy. Hay everywhere. Also, smelling like a barn.

[tinatin]

I work around horses, that comes with the job. Showers help.

[Now she is a little worried that she smells like a barn]

[running_fromthe_past]

It could be worse! You could work for meat packers.

Way worse things to get in your hair.

[tinatin]

I'd never work for one of them... Not enough shampoo in the universe.

[running_fromthe_past]

Yeah. I think mentally I just went where I don't want to be either.

[tinatin]

Blame yourself.

[running_fromthe_past]

Oh I do.

[tinatin]

Here's your gift card. [Offers her a Starbucks gift card]

[running_fromthe_past]

...um. ...What?

[tinatin]

...I thought I owed you one of these, but I might be wrong. It must be my roll in the hay.

That was bad.

[running_fromthe_past]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[tinatin]

So we take a step back, and go back to talking about how you don't belong in a meat packing plant.

[running_fromthe_past]

Can we take a step back from before I even brought it up?

[tinatin]

How about we start at hi?

[running_fromthe_past]

Hey.

[tinatin]

How are you?

[running_fromthe_past]

Could be worse. You?

[bouncing_emo]

Did you show the hay bale who is boss?

[tinatin]

I'm not doing too badly. I've got hay in my hair at work today.

[tinatin]

It's not going to be bothering anyone else any time soon.

[running_fromthe_past]

Crazy. That must get annoying when you work in a barn.