"Ewww.... Do you mean, like, petrol?! Like, say, the stuff that Muggles use to power their automotives...?" Maria pulls a face at the idea of eating such a thing.
I have a cat and let me tell you, I only have eyes because I never tried to put Niels in pajamas.
But see... Sure. He got the good looks and the muscles on our superhero team but his helmet looks like a bucket and it's really more cocky arrogance than being brave.
Well yeah. He always does stuff like that. But just cause he's cool now, it doesn't make up for the year of really inept flirting I had to listen to as a kid though. Or the muscle shirts.
"Ewww1" Maria repeats, pulling a rather disgusted grimace at this news. "Well-- ta very much for warning me about the-- soft-serve ice cream, and the-- milkshakes, anyway... I mean, seriously? I once loved milkshakes! They helped me keep my weight up, during Auror training, y' know....?"
I just suck at talking to girls. Rich screwed up all his earth relationships, went into space became this smooth talking stud who dated frickin' Gamora for a year.
The best I can do is Squirrel-Girl... who is a sweet girl who can defeat anyone in a fight. But crazy.
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