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Hmmm... I haven't terrorized anyone lately.

I need a bit of a break after everything, please.

I wasn't thinking about terrorizing you.

Thanks! I appreciate that, a lot.

Who were you thinking of terrorizing?

You seek to terrorize for what reason?

Hmm... well one gentleman in particular. Mostly because I'm feeling over protective. But other than that no one's really on my list.

To alleviate boredom.

[He needs better hobbies.]

I pray you are not that juvenile.

I'm possibly worse.

But when you get to my age you get your kicks where you can.

What is your age? (It seems like such a poor excuse to him.)

Older than some planets. Much older that quite a lot of things.

That tells me naught. Elves can live to see every Age of my world and beyond.

Ah. Right. Well, at least several billion years. I've lost track. The world where I was born has long since been destroyed when the sun went nova.

So you've lowered yourself to making the lives of others more difficult.

I see.

(No, he doesn't.)

I was never very good at knitting.

Though, 'lower myself'? You assume I had higher standards before.

[He did...]

A pest has higher standards. Did you begin life as vermin?

I am a pest, thank you very much.

And according to my sister I was very vermin like as a child.

I did not mean to compliment you.

[Head tilt.] Can I help?

[Being hurt - terrorized - is what he's for.]

The guy that keeps ruining everything for the people I care about?

Will you now?

You certainly didn't insult me.

Jackson? Would you like me to do something?

[Peers at intently and then pokes him lightly on the nose.]

Oh, do drop that.

I think I took care of it. I will know after he gets killed.

I don't want him coming back.

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