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sixwordstories2016-04-09 08:30 pm
talksciencetome) wrote in sixwordstories2016-04-09 08:30 pm
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Just...try to understand...I've changed.
Words like that are often hard to prove.
He's finally coming out for Steve!!! I knew it!!! I created love by showing him some Captain Americock porn!
...Well, technically, I uploaded it to his armor as a popup virus, but you know. Twue Wuv.
...Well, technically, I uploaded it to his armor as a popup virus, but you know. Twue Wuv.
I'm not as loose a canon as I was. I have responsibilities now that I've accepted.
...and don't ever listen to this red-masked lunatic...ever.
...and don't ever listen to this red-masked lunatic...ever.
You got me there. But still, I think my actions speak for themselves. I'm different than I was before - things matter more to me.
Life matters more to me.
Life matters more to me.
I can't decide if I find this terrible or amusing.
Wow. That's really grown up of you.
Don't worry - I take everything Deadpool says with a grain of salt.
Don't worry - I take everything Deadpool says with a grain of salt.
Let me solve that for you: Terrible. Actually, the word you're looking for is abysmal.
Statistically it had to happen sometime. [He manages a lackluster smile.]
That makes you a damn smart woman.
That makes you a damn smart woman.
[She gives him a half smile back.] I guess that's true. How does it feel, accepting responsibilities?
I am. Glad that other people are finally seeing that.
I am. Glad that other people are finally seeing that.
You were able to delete it pretty quickly though, right?
Probably terribly amusing!!!
You should check out Captain Americock though. it's kind of amazing.
You should check out Captain Americock though. it's kind of amazing.
He actually stared at it for a solid two minutes... [whispering]
Changing is great, it means you've accepted something and want to fix it! No idea who you are, but awesome for you!
Okay that isn't even worth responding to, Deadhead.
And of course I did! I'm Tony Stark, after all - even an eighth grader can de-bug a trashy porn virus. I had it out of the suit in less than a minute.
[But it was still nonetheless aggravating.]
And of course I did! I'm Tony Stark, after all - even an eighth grader can de-bug a trashy porn virus. I had it out of the suit in less than a minute.
[But it was still nonetheless aggravating.]
...it sucks. Makes me feel old. I've never been an old man in my life and I really don't want to start!
They'd have to be blind not to.
They'd have to be blind not to.
I will not, because then I could never look Cap in the eye again.
[He pauses, bringing a hand up and pointing to his chest, then glancing over his shoulder before looking back to his new companion.]
You don't know who I am? Really? Not at all familiar?
You don't know who I am? Really? Not at all familiar?
Don't think of it as old. Think of it as...mature. Women love mature guys.
[At that, her smile widens.] Most people aren't as smart as you, Tony.
[At that, her smile widens.] Most people aren't as smart as you, Tony.
[Squinting at him, Barry studied the older man for a long moment. He shrugged. Nope. No recognition in the slightest. Barry offered him an apologetic smile.]
I feel like I should be sorry that I have no clue who you are.
I feel like I should be sorry that I have no clue who you are.
Well, less than a minute after you got done staring! [grinning as he gives Tony shit]
It would be amazing. He'd bark out some kinda order, and you'd just bust out laughing!
Hey, on my team, I like to keep it light! People can laugh at me all they want.
Maybe you should join my team!!! OMG!!! Captain Marvel! ON MY TEAM!!!
Maybe you should join my team!!! OMG!!! Captain Marvel! ON MY TEAM!!!
Deadpool, I am not going to join your team.
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