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[brynnhilda]

Fees to pay bills online?

Why???

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[lebeau_diable]

Banks gotta make their money somehow, Chere.

[brynnhilda]

I don't want them making money off of me!

[lebeau_diable]

Den you don't keep your money in a bank. Banks are a business not a service.

[brynnhilda]

Everything is digital now.

[lebeau_diable]

Sure is. And internet security, coders, web and tech support a lot more expensive per hour den paying a lady to count your paycheque.

Not sayin' it's right Petite, but not so surprising.

[And people call HIM a thief...]

[brynnhilda]

Ugh! No way to win.

[lebeau_diable]

Non. Just take comfort in da fact that banks get robbed a lot more'n you hear about.

[brynnhilda]

Do you rob them?

[lebeau_diable]

Non. Not my style.

[brynnhilda]

What's your style?

[lebeau_diable]

I'm attracted ta powerful and dangerous, Petite.

[brynnhilda]

So am I.

[lebeau_diable]

Are ya now?

[brynnhilda]

Most of the time.

[lebeau_diable]

Don worry. I know you come here for de food.

[brynnhilda]

It's good food. I made dinner for my friend and his... Mom type person tonight, but it didn't taste like it did when I cooked with you.

[lebeau_diable]

Non? You not payin' attention when I teach you to cook?

[brynnhilda]

I'm paying attention! I said it wasn't the same, not that it was bad.

[lebeau_diable]

Well what you do that's different?

[brynnhilda]

[She has to think]

I used margarine.

[lebeau_diable]

[He just makes a face] You ruined it den. Margarine's no good petite.

[brynnhilda]

It was called 'I can't believe it's not butter'!

I'll buy butter the next time I go to the store.

[lebeau_diable]

I am never gonna teach you to cook petite if you use 'I can't believe it's not butter' in LeBeau family recipes.

[brynnhilda]

I used what I had!

[brynnhilda]

I already said I'd buy real butter next time.