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Are you talking about who I think you're talking about?

The cow that's marrying my Dad?

Yeah.

I mean. It's not funny but it is. He told me he won't marry her.

He won't?

He pretty much promised. I think. Have you met her?

Why do you think I'm planning to run away.

No, don't run away. And if you have to, you can run away to my place.

[locked to Liz]
Your dad doesn't like her, so much so that HE wants to run away. Pretty sure you got nothing to worry about there that he might marry her. He realllly doesn't like her.

She might find me there. I'll send you a text once her spies can't find me.

[locked]

I got an invitation! And she says she's going to be my new mother! Can't you push her off a catwalk or something?

Spies? Exaggerating a little, aren't we? [She sounds almost amused but skeptical]

They're arranging all this without Alex's -- your dad's knowledge or consent. They're doing it all behind his back. He told me he told them he's not getting married again.

A catwalk? Why a catwalk?

I've been through enough that I'm not dealing with her. I'll come back when she's gone.

He doesn't have a choice, they always get what they want. He'll be in England eating boiled biscuits and blood pudding with her, and planning out how to suck up to royals and I'll be stuck in rich girl hell. Not happening.

I saw your movies.

Is she over at the house a lot?

When else have they gotten their way with him? Recently.

...Oh, Star Wars. ...Catwalks?

Oh. She's that bad?

She's over there ALL THE TIME. Dad keeps going to Kilgore's. It sucks there too, so I'm going to move out. I think the maid is going to quit too. We're sick of that woman.

He basically lives in London now doesn't he. He just comes here to see you.

Mia she's evil except she's just a regular person so I can't do anything.

Hold up, who's letting her in? You guys have a state of the art alien security system on that house. There's no way she should be getting in unless someone opens the door for her. And why does Kilgore's place suck? I would've thought you liked him.

Your dad was in London a lot when the portal opened but he's been here mostly. And you know he wants to see you too.

Well if she's really that bad... sure we can. I'm so sick of being bound by rules and having my hands tied with the raymond jackass problem. She kind of amuses me with her attempted insults, but I'm not in your position.

I could just start spending tons of time at your house...

I don't know I'm not security! She just lets herself in and acts like she already married Dad. Kilgore keeps the TV on Disney when I'm there.

Can you banish her to a cave somewhere?

I didn't mean to sound like I was accusing you, kid. I'll come take a look and reset the codes and stuff.

Look, my cousin Brodin is visiting but you can totally come hang out at my place anytime. Even if I'm at work. Even though you should be in school. Are you in school yet?

I dunno about banishing, but I can at least stop her from getting into your house.

And I can come over a lot and be extremely annoying to her ~~and also act like I married your dad~~ and we can act like you and me own the place.

Is Brodin there now?

Edited 2016-04-15 04:38 (UTC)

Yeah. Have you met him yet?

I saw his picture.

Okay... I'll see you soon then? We can discuss ways to get rid of Milly. Or, the cow.

Can Brodin help too? I'll be there after I get ready.

Yeah, he'll help.

Get ready? Just come over as you are, you know I keep it low key around here.

[SHE'S ALREADY PUTTING ON A DRESS]

[ooc; Oh Liz. LOL. <3]

AND BIG HAIR

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