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[lebeau_diable]

Women love me. Fish fear me.

Comments

[brynnhilda]

That's because you blacken the fish.

[have_no_mercy]

So you're Aquaman?

[cheeseburgermarvel]

Is it the face?

[lebeau_diable]

Oui. And dey delicious like dat.

[lebeau_diable]

I might change my superhero name.

[lebeau_diable]

Oui. Definitively part of it.

[cheeseburgermarvel]

Are we talking fish in the ocean or fish in aquariums?

[brynnhilda]

You're not lying.

[lebeau_diable]

Mostly? Fish on da other end of a fishing-rod. Suspect da fish in the aquarium can sense it tho. Dey KNOW how delicious I'd cook dem.

[lebeau_diable]

Pshh. I never lie, Petite.

[cheeseburgermarvel]

Ah, those fish. Poor bastards didn't know what they were signing up for.

[brynnhilda]

That's true, you haven't told me a single lie.

[lebeau_diable]

Oui. Those fish! Spiced wit some cayenne and pepper... Délicieux.

[lebeau_diable]

Dis is true. Been on good behavior.

[brynnhilda]

What's your bad behavior like?

[lebeau_diable]

Hard to give specifics... but summoning ancient aztec dragon-gods an stealing exclaibur from da Queen o' England 'erself?

[the_price_of_freedom]

I'll bite. Why do fish fear you?

[brynnhilda]

Those are pretty bad... I'm glad you didn't get killed for them.

[lebeau_diable]

Oui. But I like a pretty face...

[lebeau_diable]

You Cherie, are looking at da greatest catfish fisher dis side of da Mississippi.

[the_price_of_freedom]

There is nothing about that name that doesn't sound gross and terrifying. ...Are they good?

[have_no_mercy]

But can you breathe underwater?

[lebeau_diable]

You never had Catfish, Chere? Dat's just a crime.

[lebeau_diable]

Nope.

[have_no_mercy]

Think you might need to stick to your day job, then.