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[janee]

My cargo pants have all disappeared!

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[running_fromthe_past]

We need to go shopping for cute rompers and sundresses then.

[janee]

I need my pants!

[running_fromthe_past]

You have leggings and jeans and those cute very short shorts!

[janee]

What if I need my pockets? My jeans with all the extra pockets and the hammer loop are gone too. What if we get attacked by super soldiers and I don't have a weapon because I had no place to put it?

[running_fromthe_past]

You don't need those jeans. We aren't going to get attacked by super soldiers.

[janee]

I need my pockets. I think I need to order pants from Amazon, time travel to the future, get them, and come back here so we can shop for cheaper pants. I'll buy one dress while we're out.

[running_fromthe_past]

You can't order pants from Amazon, Janie. You'll get fined by the time-travel police.

I'll lend you a purse.

[janee]

It's an emergency.

...Anna, I have to wear the shorts. And borrow your purse.

[running_fromthe_past]

I'll grab you one right now. You can keep it. And don't worry. I promise the shorts are super cute.

[sticksandleaves]

Have you been feeding your assistants milk and honey on schedule?

[janee]

Yes! I'm no idiot!

[mia_j]

That's why holsters were invented.

[janee]

The shorts look like underwear. At least I still have my boots. [She doesn't. She's only got cute shoes now.]

[janee]

I don't have a holster.

[sticksandleaves]

Hmmm.

I don't know why your clothes would be missing then.

[running_fromthe_past]

They don't look like underwear! [Anna's terribly amused]

[janee]

I have other clothes, but my pants were more comfortable.

[janee]

They're short! [Janie would be suspicious, but right now is heartbroken that all of her ugly clothes seem to have disappeared]

[sticksandleaves]

They were more important to you. Curious and more curious.

[janee]

They have pockets, and they're comfortable. I need them.

[sticksandleaves]

I am afraid I have no answer.

... And I must travel soon. I am not sure for how long.

[mia_j]

There's some good ones in the armory at work.

[janee]

You do? Is everything alright?

[sticksandleaves]

Yes. I received information about the infant's family. I plan to seek them out.

[running_fromthe_past]

And cute. [It would be a reasonable suspicion]