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[candysgirl]

A squirrel just stole my sandwich.

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[darkfairydreams]

Does anything good ever happen to you?

[candysgirl]

Yes, my stepmother is no longer in charge of my trust, I've found a new job and place to live, and I have a man that I like.

[darkfairydreams]

And a squirrel ate your sandwich.

[candysgirl]

Yes, but I set it down for a moment- he might have thought it was an open invitation. It was a very nice sandwich too.

[darkfairydreams]

I can't decide if you are cursed or just really unlucky.

[candysgirl]

Most likely I am cursed, until I am of age, or my stepmother passes. Isn't that how those things usually work?

[darkfairydreams]

Depends on the curse. It could be until you get a kiss from a boy or find some treasure or god knows what.

[candysgirl]

I have a boy, but we haven't kissed yet...

[darkfairydreams]

It's probably not that. That's not really in fashion anymore.

[candysgirl]

Do you know what it could be?

[colonelcannibal]

I'll share mine with you, if you'd like?

[firstchimera]

Kill it and get your sandwich back.

[candysgirl]

I doubt your sandwich is turkey and avocado.

[candysgirl]

...Kill it? I could never do such a thing.

[firstchimera]

Then you have to accept your sandwich is gone then.

[darkfairydreams]

No idea girl. Way too many options if we're being honest.

[colonelcannibal]

Sorry, no avocados.

[candysgirl]

I want to break it so I can have a halfway normal life.

[candysgirl]

It will be missed.

[candysgirl]

What is it made of?

[colonelcannibal]

Man and cheese, mostly. *He grins wolfishly.*

[clawsandhijabs]

Kick its ass and get it back?

[candysgirl]

Stanley's probably eaten it already.

[candysgirl]

No thank you. Do you eat anything other than people?

[colonelcannibal]

I can, but I never bother. It's a waste of time and effort, since I'm quite literally addicted to people. No other food makes me feel anything like as strong or as healthy--and no other food makes me feel like I'd do anything for one more bite.