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[blue_blazes]

Man. I love body building competitions!

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[janee]

Lots of bikinis...

[blue_blazes]

Well yeah! That's how the girls show off the muscles!

[janee]

Oh, yes. Of course. Do you like the muscles?

[blue_blazes]

Well yeah! Everyone works really hard for them. They all look great, don't they?

[janee]

Yes. They look great. [Janie smiles, but inside, she's panicking]

[blue_blazes]

I wish I could compete.

[janee]

Why can't you?

[blue_blazes]

Wouldn't really be fair... I can lift a building if I have to... I heal. Worldmind can pump me full of whatever I need. I'd just end up bulking up faster and bigger than everyone and beyond what's possible without steroids and stuff.

It would be like cheating.

[janee]

...Oh.

Well, at least we can watch? You can work out too... I like when you work out.

[blue_blazes]

Me too. Reminds me of back in the day.
I still love to see what everyone looks like though.

[janee]

Did you get that big? [She points to one of the contestants, and tries not to look at the female competitors]

[blue_blazes]

Yeah. Way back when. I was huge and cut when I was training. I lost a lot of it in space though. It's a lot of work keeping that up.

[janee]

I think you look great now, and if you competed, you'd blow that guy out of the water.

[blue_blazes]

Naw. I wouldn't even rank right now. I'd have to diet for a month or so to really get the muscles to pop. Carrying too much water.

[janee]

Dieting mean no more takeout, doesn't it?

[blue_blazes]

[He grins and nods and presses a kiss against her forehead] sweet potatoes, brusslesprouts and tilapia. For weeks.

But since I can't compete, no point going that extreme.

[janee]

I'm glad you're not competing, I couldn't do that diet.

[blue_blazes]

Well you shouldn't! You're not a body builder. ...And you could never give up ice cream.

[janee]

I could be... if I worked out more and dieted. And...

What if I ate nothing but ice cream?

[blue_blazes]

Well, then you couldn't tell Lynn she has to eat her veggies.

[janee]

You're right. I still want to get into better shape. [Janie stares at an ultra fit woman with really big hair.]

Much better shape.

[blue_blazes]

Really? I can help if you want?

[janee]

Yes, please. I want your help. I don't want anyone else helping me.

[blue_blazes]

I'd love to! It'll be great having you in the gym!

[janee]

I'll love working out with you.