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[what_fourth_wall]

Guess who sucks?

GAMBIT. GAMBIT SUCKS.

Comments

[cheeseburgermarvel]

What'd he do?

[what_fourth_wall]

He's only the worst backup EVER.

[architectofchaos]

Do tell.

[what_fourth_wall]

And you!! Stop looking vaguely like Gambit when I think Gambit sucks!!!

[cheeseburgermarvel]

Okay, but what were the two of you doing? Because I don't think that he sucks.

[what_fourth_wall]

Pulling a con!! And he slept with like THREE WOMEN AT ONCE while I was getting the not-quite-fully-digested enchilada kicked out of me!!

[cheeseburgermarvel]

...okay like actually three women at once or are you using some hyperbole?

[what_fourth_wall]

Like actually three women at once!! At least, that's the way he tells it. He IS Gambit.

[cheeseburgermarvel]

[Her eyes narrow a little bit at that.] And what was he supposed to be doing?

[architectofchaos]

I look nothing like Gambit.

[featheredxman]

This is news how?

[ Hey this feather duster might be a little sore about someone trying to take his playboy title from him at the school damn it!]

[brynnhilda]

Ugh, no. You do.

[borrowed_time]

In my DP/Gambit fanfic, you were the one that sucked. After all, you are the merc with the mouth. It's cool though. I let you be top after that. I figured it's only fair.

[the_price_of_freedom]

Is he the flutter bum with the cajun accent? What'd he do to get you so frosted?

[what_fourth_wall]

Helping me not get beaten up!

But you know, no spoilers if you read about our adventures.

[what_fourth_wall]

[grumbles] Of course you do! All of you smarmy pointy chinned long haired pretty boys look alike to me.. [Really, he's just cranky]

[what_fourth_wall]

It isn't!!! I just feel like reminding everyone who doesn't know from time to time!

[what_fourth_wall]

You don't know me! You don't know my life!

...No really, I don't think you know me...who are you?!

[what_fourth_wall]

I would actually do Gambit. I'm really into his staff.

[what_fourth_wall]

He sucks as backup!!!!

[the_price_of_freedom]

Long as he sits there bein' pretty, I'm good. Still, sounds like you're pretty salty about it. I thought you healed, though?

[borrowed_time]

Yeah ya are!

[what_fourth_wall]

My powers got all scrambled by a fifth stringer villain literally called The Scrambler.

[what_fourth_wall]

But this isn't about how pretty he is! This is about how terrible of a partner he is! And not in bed, so put your fortune cookies away Cap'Ten!

[borrowed_time]

Did he forget your anniversary?