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sixwordstories2016-08-14 02:48 pm
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Joker's grill??? PFFFFFT.
Look at MINE.
Look at MINE.
Yes. Because THERE ISN'T ONE. JOKER'S IS DUMB. THE END.
I have no idea what you're talking about. As usual.
Well at least you're not still wearing my face.
Get in a fight with Bat too? WHo'd you kill?
Nobody in Gotham!
...Wait, are you saying Batman punched you the face so hard he knocked out ALL OF YOUR TEETH?!
...Wait, are you saying Batman punched you the face so hard he knocked out ALL OF YOUR TEETH?!
I've moved on to weirder faces!!!
Not that your face isn't weird. It's all...narrow and stuff. Seriously man, you have an oddly shaped face.
Not that your face isn't weird. It's all...narrow and stuff. Seriously man, you have an oddly shaped face.
Noooo...I just liked him better in his Heath Ledger days!!
...But I kind of anticipate fighting with him because I kind of stole his girlfriend. Oops. But not oops, because have you SEEN Harley Quinn?
...But I kind of anticipate fighting with him because I kind of stole his girlfriend. Oops. But not oops, because have you SEEN Harley Quinn?
There were several punches. [Slightly bitter about that, who would have thought he was so attached to the bird brat.]
It went a little fuzzy after about fifty or so.
It went a little fuzzy after about fifty or so.
Well, you kinda deserved it. Not for Robin per se, but for moving away from your Heath Ledger days. I mean seriously, man!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE ASSHOLES, NOT JOIN THEM!!! What happened to taking people like the now-you and ramming them eye-first into writing implements?
GIMME BACK MY HOBO JOKER! [makes grabby hands]
GIMME BACK MY HOBO JOKER! [makes grabby hands]
Hey, who am I to argue with all the ladies and my boner?
Harley joined them not me. I would have been happy to leave em all behind.
[ Okay, so for now he's tamed down some only because of her. Funny thing the heart. Though moment she gets boring he'll be back to his usual no good clown king of Gotham again. ]
[ Okay, so for now he's tamed down some only because of her. Funny thing the heart. Though moment she gets boring he'll be back to his usual no good clown king of Gotham again. ]
You'd be Deadpool. Half th' time I think you pick a fight just because you're bored.
Harley? Into organized crime?? Weird!!!
Oh yeah I kinda stole your girlfriend sorry not sorry. Well, here anyway, but if you're crazy enough, you'll understand you're quite in Kansas Gotham any more...
Oh yeah I kinda stole your girlfriend sorry not sorry. Well, here anyway, but if you're crazy enough, you'll understand you're quite in Kansas Gotham any more...
Who, me? [innocent voice. He even breaks out the white Zenpool costume]
Just because we go way back with our cons!!!
...You get bored too, don't lie!
...You get bored too, don't lie!
[One smooth, practiced movement swoops a pillowcase over his head]
Nnnnnope, just ate.
Nnnnnope, just ate.
Don't worry. I wont tell anyone. They'd never believe me anyway.
When I get bored I steal something or sleep with someone.
When I get bored I steal something or sleep with someone.
...do you always have that pillowcase on hand?
My crazy cred is too strong. [nods]
I finally have someone to sleep with! Well, I do in my movies too, as you've pointed out. But I still like to pick fights when I get bored. But I soooo didn't expect to get an actual Joker!! I'm so stoked!! I'm a secret fan of his.
I finally have someone to sleep with! Well, I do in my movies too, as you've pointed out. But I still like to pick fights when I get bored. But I soooo didn't expect to get an actual Joker!! I'm so stoked!! I'm a secret fan of his.
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