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[lebeau_diable]

Even the Devil don't come here.

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[littlepandora]

And yet, here you are.

[lebeau_diable]

Oui. Funny how dat works eh, Chere?

[colonelcannibal]

Well then, we must be worse than the Devil!

[lebeau_diable]

Wouldn't be a stretch, non.

[naturaldisasster]

Well, there is th'saying. If you ain't from th'ghetto, don't come to th'fucking ghetto.

[lebeau_diable]

Not interested in bein' hospitable t'the tourists?

[naturaldisasster]

I tell you what. You find me a tourist in this dump, and I'll think about bein' hospitable t'him.

[lebeau_diable]

An what about me? You gonna be hospitable t'me?

[colonelcannibal]

Certainly not for me . . . what have you done, then, hmm?

[naturaldisasster]

Well, that all depends. Are you suggestin' that you're a tourist? [She gives him an appraising glance.] No offense, but you don't strike me as th'type.

[lebeau_diable]

What 'type' do I strike you as?

[naturaldisasster]

Are you sure you'd like t'know? Frankly, darlin', you look like th'type that's up t'no good.

[lebeau_diable]

Well. At least you're honest.

Can't blame my me for th' face I was given though, can you chere?

[naturaldisasster]

[A laugh.] Somethin' like that.

Per'aps not, but you don't seem at all bothered by it, cher.

[candysgirl]

It's not that bad...

[lebeau_diable]

No sense gettin' worked up over what I can't change.

[lebeau_diable]

Lights are dim for a reason, Petite.

Now what's a nice girl like you doin' in a place like this?

[naturaldisasster]

Mmhm. That still leaves th'sixty-four thousand dollar question. What are you doin' here, œil de vipère?

[candysgirl]

I'm supposed to be meeting a date here, but no one has shown up yet.

[lebeau_diable]

Got a little business t'do tonight. Sixty-four thousand dollar business maybe.

[lebeau_diable]

You don't wanna be datin' anyone you meet here, Petite.

[lebeau_diable]

What's in the past stays buried in th' past if I c'n do anything 'bout it.

[colonelcannibal]

So you've become a 'better' person, then, hmm?

[lebeau_diable]

Depends on if you think people c'n change. I grown up a lot since th man I was at twenty.

[naturaldisasster]

...Are you casin' this joint, homme? [He gets a raised eyebrow for that.] That takes stones, I'll give you that much. Maybe not brains, but big, brass ones.