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sixwordstories2016-09-30 10:22 pm
naturaldisasster) wrote in sixwordstories2016-09-30 10:22 pm
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Just got it cut! You like?
[A laugh.] Well, thanks, I guess.
Not exactly. I usually keep it short, but it was startin' t'get a little long-- By my standards, anyway.
Not exactly. I usually keep it short, but it was startin' t'get a little long-- By my standards, anyway.
I dunno yet. C'mere. [He rakes a hand through it.] Mmmmhmmmm, yeah, I like it.
Maybe a little longer than your own. I don't normally let it go for that long between cuts.
[That gesture makes her grin.] Flatterer. I'm old enough t'know when I'm bein' buttered, cher.
[That gesture makes her grin.] Flatterer. I'm old enough t'know when I'm bein' buttered, cher.
Wait, stop-- [She can't help it; Oni arches her neck, grinning like an idiot and nudging his hand with her head, when he pets her hair like that.] Jesus, any more of that and my foot's gonna start that nonsense...
[A wink.] Merci beaucoup, but how d'you know what suits me? You take a wild guess, cher?
No guessing needed. Girl like you doesn't waste time on hair that doesn't suit her.
Touché. You just so happen t'be in th'neighborhood, Monsieur Lebeau, or is this another, ah, "business venture?"
What if I just happened t'be in th'neighborhood?
[She laughs at that.] I'd say you were pullin' my chain!
I've been known t'track down a beautiful woman with a weaker excuse.
It looks very nice, but -- [He blinks and tilts his head.] You look remarkably like someone else I know. Almost identical, aside from the hair.
You silver-tongued devil...
Tell me th'truth. It's because I still owe you a drink, isn't it? [And then she gives him a thoughtful look.] Tell ya what... If you can keep it plutonic, I'll make good on that offer.
Tell me th'truth. It's because I still owe you a drink, isn't it? [And then she gives him a thoughtful look.] Tell ya what... If you can keep it plutonic, I'll make good on that offer.
Really... [She mimics him, tilting her head in the other direction.] I could almost say th'same of you, darlin'-- Except you've got two eyes, and neither of them are glowin' red.
[The smell is all wrong, too. Her nose never lies, but she'll keep that observation to herself.] Who do I look like?
[The smell is all wrong, too. Her nose never lies, but she'll keep that observation to herself.] Who do I look like?
I assume you meant platonic? Otherwise Oni's in for a lot of innuendo... ;)
lebeau_diable
2016-10-01 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Non. If I want a drink, I can buy a drink. Ain't no lie 'bout th' hair. It suits you.
If you say so. Et merci encore, if you really think I'm pretty.
Seriously?! [And now she's almost in his personal space.] You'd think it'd be longer... I grew up around men who never cut their hair. That shit was down to their waist. I mean you could tether a freakin' horse with it.
Seriously?! [And now she's almost in his personal space.] You'd think it'd be longer... I grew up around men who never cut their hair. That shit was down to their waist. I mean you could tether a freakin' horse with it.
Oh, excuse me. [Snapping her fingers in a z-formation, with a laugh.] I didn't realize I was talkin' to an Independent Man, who don't need no drinks from no femme.
Well, in that case, thank you sincerely. I usually keep my hair pretty short... But there's always that split-second feeling of "what the fuck have I done?" when I go this short.
Well, in that case, thank you sincerely. I usually keep my hair pretty short... But there's always that split-second feeling of "what the fuck have I done?" when I go this short.
Because honestly he was going to start with the 'you're out of the world' lines...
lebeau_diable
2016-10-01 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Non. Don't need. Didn't say wouldn't accept though. I promise t'be on my best behavior if th' offer's still there.
Well, you made a good call. Very stylish.
Well, you made a good call. Very stylish.
She deserves everything that's coming to her ;) Even cheesy one-liners
naturaldisasster
2016-10-01 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
With an offer like that, how can I possibly refuse?
Stylish? Per'aps... But I've been cuttin' my own hair since I was a child... I don't feel like myself when my hair is too long. [A laugh.] Like th'opposite of Samson.
Stylish? Per'aps... But I've been cuttin' my own hair since I was a child... I don't feel like myself when my hair is too long. [A laugh.] Like th'opposite of Samson.
Glad you not gonna, Belle.
Next time I need a trim, guess I know who to find.
Next time I need a trim, guess I know who to find.
Now you're just butterin' me up.
You'd have t'find me, first... [She flashed him a teasing grin.] Come t'think of it, I'm not so sure you could afford me.
You'd have t'find me, first... [She flashed him a teasing grin.] Come t'think of it, I'm not so sure you could afford me.
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