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Cassandra Jefferson ([personal profile] candysgirl) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2017-01-10 10:25 am
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My dog won't leave my side.
shardofwinter: (Friendly conversation)

[personal profile] shardofwinter 2017-01-10 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a matter of training, my dear.
colonelcannibal: Ives (Sullen)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-10 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. It sounds like you need a friend, and dogs are experts at that.
colonelcannibal: Ives (Silver Spoon)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-10 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
A dog is better for unconditional love, though, eh? Not much can match it.
shardofwinter: (Side note)

[personal profile] shardofwinter 2017-01-10 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Reynard approaches, kneeling down by the dog, offering his hand out for inspection and even scratching behind his ears if allowed. An animal probably won't mind his cold skin too much.]

What have you done to make him worried for you, hm?
colonelcannibal: Ives (Sullen)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure a dog would take to me. I'm not quite human, after all.
colonelcannibal: . . . Colqhoun (Sad Colqhoun)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-11 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I would be one. I'd probably feed it scraps of human if I paid it any attention at all.
colonelcannibal: Colqhoun (Creepy Bloody Smile)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-11 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'd feed him human bacon as a treat, then.
colonelcannibal: Ives (Silver Spoon)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-11 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Humans and pigs are quite similar, so a man's belly produces bacon just like a pig belly.
colonelcannibal: Ives (Silver Spoon)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-11 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
What for, hmm? It's highly unlikely to be human flesh--unless you get it from me, I suppose.
colonelcannibal: Colqhoun (Creepy Bloody Smile)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-11 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's unfortunate. You could use a bit of fattening up, you're much too thin. *His smile is especially creepy just now.*
colonelcannibal: Ives (Sullen)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-11 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Only two? *He tsks. If she thinks she's going to die soon, she really ought to be eating more.

*It makes sense to him, okay?* I don't think your dog likes me much. *It can probably tell that he's hoping for a taste of her.*
shardofwinter: (Casual observations)

[personal profile] shardofwinter 2017-01-11 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. Then you have two choices. Train him to do as you say despite his worries, or prove to him that you're not going to get ill again.
colonelcannibal: Ives (Smirk)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-11 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll do my best not to get him upset with me.

Yes, I can tell. You're usually much more cheerful and kind. *He grins.* You still haven't introduced me to your lovely boss. We should do that soon, hmm?
shardofwinter: (Eye squinty honesty)

[personal profile] shardofwinter 2017-01-12 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Reynard shakes his head.] If you want to train a dog well you have to understand that they have hierarchy, and you must always be in charge. If you want him to give you space you have to insist on it. If you want them to go to another family, you mustn't buckle.

[Standing again he rests his hands on his hips.] It always feels harsh, but structure is comforting to them.
colonelcannibal: Ives (Smirk)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-13 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
No time like the present, hmm? *He knows it's probably not fair of him, and that she'll be upset once she's herself again, but it's far too tempting for him to refrain. Hey, he never claimed to be a good man.*
colonelcannibal: Colqhoun (Run!)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-13 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
*He'll be nice enough to kill quickly, at least, if only for her sake. There's one swift snap as the man's neck breaks, and then Ives starts to butcher his meat.* You might want to look away for this bit.
colonelcannibal: Colqhoun (Creepy Bloody Smile)

[personal profile] colonelcannibal 2017-01-13 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
We're friends, you need not call me sir. *He does approve of her looking away, though. The fewer bad memories she has the better.

*Before too long there's nothing left of her irritating boss save a full hunting bag and a satisfied sigh.* Ah, delicious. I'll eat well the next few days.