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How about supervillains?

Supervillains're dumb enough that they need class.

In which case you need to be there to keep an eye on them, right?

Not me!! I don't want to hang around with lame villains with dumb names!

Have you ever tried it?

I usually just punch them...

*He laughs.* I suppose that's a good start. If only all our problems could be dealt with so easily!

Punching is the easiest!! Also, it's really, really fun.

I prefer stabbing, it's more final, but a good punch certainly can help.

Ew gross, I don't want to kill anybody! Not even dumb villains. Dumb villains only get dumber, and lamer, but at least they have the chance to get smart and not be bad guys.

What about smart villains?

In any case, there aren't always choices.

~Bollocks.~

You only say that cause you're a teacher!

There's always a choice, and there's no such thing as a smart villain. [folds her arms, quite certain of that fact]

~Well, now I am, yes, but I wasn't for a long time, and I had to go to class. That's how you learn things.~

Whhhaaatttt? I totally had to!

I have seen the end of all other choices but the choice to die. Few people would choose death for the sake of feeling morally justified, in the end.

Some of the smartest people are villains. They're just smart enough to be less obvious about it.

I learn things without class. I've learned a lot more on the run than I did in any stupid school!

Free your mind, Neo! No you didn't!

What are you even freaking talking about, Mr. Moustache??

If they were smart, they wouldn't be villains. Villains always lose. And nobody likes them.

I'm not Neo, I'm Pixie.

And I did. God some of it was soooo boring.

~Except algebra.

Look, sunshine, I'm not going to force you to go to school. I'm just saying it has some advantages.~

If you must steal food or starve, if you must kill or be killed, what choice do you have?

Villains rarely lose, I'm afraid. Most rulers are villains, most rich people are villains and most of our ancestors were villains. Just because they don't wear silly masks or wield shrink rays doesn't mean that they're not horrible people.

Also, my name is Colonel Ives. Or should I call you 'naive pink girl'?

Of course you're not actually Neo, duh! I know who you are. You have better style and are way prettier than Wolverine! But you do need to watch a movie! I bet Wolverine would know what the Matrix is... [pauses] Or maybe not. He's old. But you have no excuse! You're too cool to not know!

You coulda skipped it like me!

...I like your hair. And your sparkles. And your everything.

Algebra is dumb! Who needs algebra??

Oh good. Because they did try to force me once. You weren't a teacher then. It was freaking lame.