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[doortodoor]

Pineapple on pizza…yes or no?

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[the_greywaren]

That's fuckin' gross, man. You're going to hell for that shit.

[doortodoor]

And there's one 'no'. Naw, my soul is saved because I only eat pepperoni. What's wrong with pineapple on say, Hawaiian?

[colonelcannibal]

I tend to prefer meat.

[the_greywaren]

Hawaiian pizza shouldn't exist.

[doortodoor]

A lot of stuff shouldn't exist, but it does. Where's your sense of adventure?

[the_greywaren]

My sense of adventure takes a hard right at pineapple on pizza.

[doortodoor]

Can’t argue with that. I feel the same way about anchovies on pizza.

[fourknives]

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Better going full Hawaiian, but in a dire situation, I'll take pineapple solo.

[psychette]

Um, yes. Always yes to pineapple.

[doortodoor]

I'm taking notes, so what counts as a 'dire situation'?

[doortodoor]

I'm trying to convince my self of that but I'll pass on pineapple pepperoni.

[glovepuppet]

Never had those things before, mister. Can't say.

[fourknives]

A dire situation like, you're on the run, the cops have traced the string of museum specimen thefts back to you, and you're just a few short hours from crossing the border into safety, and you stop at a pizza joint, and you need one last slice of Hawaiian before you disappear into the Canadian valleys. But you think one of the patrons sitting in the booth in the corner might be an undercover operative for the feds.

It'll be another ten minutes on the ham, the guy behind the counter says. You see the guy in the booth get on his cell phone, eyes locked on you.

There's no time for ham, man. Only pineapple.

[youdontknowme]

Okay, so, hear me out...

[he waves a hand in a circle like he darn well knowsthis isn't gonna be well-received]

...How about pineapple and ketchup on pizza?