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[lebeau_diable]

...Do I look fat in these?

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[borrowed_time]

Honestly?

[roughedge]

Yes.

Feel free to ignore

[borrowed_time]

[Ugly laughter]

[roughedge]

He asked, didn't he.

[borrowed_time]

Yeah but you just ripped that bandaid off, didn't you?

[conjobs]

Don't blame letting yourself go on the pants mate.

[lebeau_diable]

I ain't looking for flattery, petite.

[lebeau_diable]

I work out five days a week.

[lebeau_diable]

Merde.

[conjobs]

Don't lead with that either. It's not a pickup line.

[roughedge]

No use in sugar coating it.

[roughedge]

No fricking clue what that even means.

[lebeau_diable]

Course you don't.
But you answered my question. Merci.

[204degrees]

Really now?

[lebeau_diable]

Homme, believe me. I don't need pickup lines.

[roughedge]

Well you're welcome. Or something.

[lebeau_diable]

Yes or No?

[204degrees]

Dude, that's such a girly thing to ask.

[conjobs]

No you scare them off on your own just fine.

[lebeau_diable]

only women are allowed t'worry bout how they look in clothes?

[204degrees]

Y'know most men aren't concerned about how they look in clothes.

[lebeau_diable]

You go ahead an tell yourself that if it makes you feel better.

[lebeau_diable]

Prolly explains why I am so popular with th ladies.

[204degrees]

I don't tend to worry if some threads will make me look fat. I know I look good naked already and the ladies appreciate it. That's what matters and I've no trouble there. While you're probably popular with the ladies cos they think of you as a gay best friend.

[lebeau_diable]

I don't think any woman's mistaken me for Gay. An that's comin from a guy who wears a pink costume. Must be somethin else.