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[sticksandleaves]

There are so many lost things

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[janee]

I don’t speak cat. Can you talk to her?

[sticksandleaves]

I don't want to

[janee]

Please? I need my keys. I’ll give you Twenty bucks, almost anything from this room... and, um. My autographed copy of Three’s Company DVD bundle.

[sticksandleaves]

Anything?

[She considers it] Alright. Bring me the cat.

[janee]

I said almost anything. [Janie brings the cat anyway. She’s Janie so this all seems normal to her...]

[sticksandleaves]

[She lets Janie hold the cat while she bends down to stare at it in the eyes. The cat makes a soft growl sound before her hand darts out and takes the cat's head. She forces the mouth open and spits into it before the cat starts to struggle in Janie's arms]

There. It will answer three questions and bring you to your keys.

I want... [she walks around looking at things] That. The lamp.