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[aw_futz]

B.R.O.D.O.K.?!?

What is even my life?

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[speed_of_snark]

No.

[aw_futz]

Did you just...negate my life?

[speed_of_snark]

B.R.O.D.O.K.

If that's your fault you bet I negate your life.

[aw_futz]

That is SO not my fault. We're currently trying to decide what to do with him.

It is possible that he's Katie's fault somehow. At the very least, he is in love with her.

[speed_of_snark]

Explain how it's not your fault.

Oh my god, that poor woman.

[rachel_grey]

....B.R.O.D.O.K.?

Is it what I think it sounds like? Because C'MON.

[lebeau_diable]

You're askin' me? Think it should be the other way around, homme.

[magnet_girl]

I'm with Jean-Paul.

No.

[aw_futz]

[Holds his hands up in the air] I just showed up to help out! And now I'm on the team? Kind of? And we're wrangling land sharks, dealing with GIANT TIGRAS, and...this dude.

Ugh. I really hate AIM...

[aw_futz]

It is and worse. Wait till you hear what it stands for...

[aw_futz]

Yeah? What kind of weirdness is in your life these days? You should be on your honeymoon! Pure bliss! That kind of thing!

[aw_futz]

Aw not you too, Green! Actually, yeah, okay, if my life involves B.R.O.D.O.K, it probably deserves to be negated.

Also...that was a failed experiment. You can call redheads Red, but somehow "Green" doesn't work as well. Go figure.

[speed_of_snark]

AIM?

[aw_futz]

Advanced Idea Mechanics. Weird science terrorist group.

...how have you never had a run in with them now that I think about it? You'd think they'd be obsessed with mutants.

[speed_of_snark]

Do they know they have the same name as a defunct chat service?

Not me personally.

[busdriver]

Sucks to be you.

[rachel_grey]

Aw hell, how can it be worse than it sounds?

[lebeau_diable]

That wasn't th other way I meant.

You been there... th less we say bout space the better for everyone.

[magnet_girl]

Anything that involves anything called "B.R.O.D.O.K" deserves to be negated. Because what the fuck.

I have a name. Please use it.

[aw_futz]

Sucks to be Kate even more!

He kissed her, May.

Because do you know what the K in his name stands for?

Kissing.

[aw_futz]

Wait'll you hear what it stands for...

Awww, not a fan of affectionate nicknames? Not that I have any good ones on hand, obviously>...

[aw_futz]

If you're saying that B.R.O.D.O.K. is the answer to what my life is... [puffs up, then hangs his head] ...then you'd be sadly right these days.

Oh that's right, you went on a space honeymoon...well, surely your luck couldn't be as bad as mine. Not like Deadpool crashed your honeymoon or anything.

...or did he? Because now that I say it out loud, it seems entirely something he would do.

[aw_futz]

Wait for it...

[Takes a breath]

Bio-Robotic Organism Designed Overwhelmingly for Kissing

[aw_futz]

That is an excellent point. But now that you mention it, I wouldn't be surprised if that chat service was an attempt to control the brains of everyone who used it, or to program some crazy new AI with the collective communication of the world, or whatever.

Count yourself lucky. And all of the X-Men. But seriously, they never were interested in the X-Men? Really? I don't remember any recorded instances of it. Wow. You guys really dodged a bullet with that one.

[speed_of_snark]

I wouldn't be entirely surprised.

Ouais, lucky us. We just have most of the world's population trying to kill us or deny us rights.